[Intro] (They're probably talking trash about me) [Break] [Verse 1] I fix my tie that's choking tight, Step in cat crap — yeah, what a night. Laurie Marie, the wicked witch, Ghosted me mid-call, flipped the switch. But just before she cut the line, She whispered, “You won’t ever shine,” Then laughed like demons on rewind. [Chorus] Got wheel clamps on my ride, Running late, nowhere to hide. "This curse is real — Belzebub's seal." It’s worse than how the tales reveal. [Bridge] Looked up to the sky for grace, Bird poop smacked me in the face. Crowd goes wild, they scream at me: “She ghosted ‘cause you’re idiocy!” [Break] [Verse 2] I fix my tie — again, it's fate, Step in crap, yeah, destiny's bait. Laurie Marie, devil in heels, Hung up mid-call, no big reveals. But right before that static line, She cursed me with a deadly rhyme: “You’ll never smile, not one more time.” [Outro]] A telegram? Oh what a thrill — Nah, not Cupid, just a job layoff bill. Lights cut out, all sounds go mute. I yawn, this mess just won’t reboot. [Final Chorus] A drone peeked through my windowpane, Caught me crying at a K-drama's pain. I threw my shoe, but it missed the mark — Just fell off the balcony, hit the dark. It’s worse than how the tales reveal. "This curse is real — Belzebub’s seal."
