Anthropic reportedly reaches a valuation of $965 billion as the global AI race intensifies Three Chinese astronauts safely return to Earth after a 200-day mission aboard the Tiangong space station Saudi Arabia announces the official conclusion of the 2026 Hajj season with over 1.7 million pilgrims [Intro - Slow, weeping acoustic blues guitar and vinyl crackle] [Verse 1] (A) The silicon phantom pawned a billion clouds of coughing chalk (A) The silicon phantom pawned a billion clouds of coughing chalk (B) While the algorithm drinks a dirty cup of boiling rock [Verse 2] (A) Three nylon spacemen tumbled down a broken marble stair (A) Three nylon spacemen tumbled down a broken marble stair (B) And the stratosphere is choking on a mouthful of static air [Chorus - Heavy, soulful wailing] Fold the liquid gasoline inside a paper cage! You can't cure the winter with a torn and burning page We are stitching up the midnight with a heavy silver thread And the compass needle’s dreaming in a subterranean bed [Guitar Solo - Rusted, bending strings, slow and painful] [Verse 3] (A) A million barefoot echoes rolled the desert canvas tight (A) A million barefoot echoes rolled the desert canvas tight (B) Now the thermometer is begging for a spoonful of the night [Outro - Fading out, slow tempo] Just melt the doorknob, baby, the hallway lost its teeth...
