I am Karl, King of Ducks. >Be me, 24 years old living in top floor apartment facing lake >One day have old bread that is about to expire >Toss bread from balcony to lake below, ducks swarm and eat the bread >I am Karl, King of Ducks >Start throwing bread every day for ducks >Ducks swarm >Be a month after start doing this, now around 100 ducks showing up outside my apartment every day before noon for daily feeding ritual >I am Karl, King of Ducks >One day come to balcony to see two little kids below feeding my ducks >They are trying to usurp me >I am Karl, King of Ducks >Go grab two whole loaves of bread and chop them up into a million pieces >Go out to blacony >100 ducks see me and go still in solemn respect for their king >Yell at usurper kids "I AM KARL, KING OF DUCKS" >Heave two loaves worth of bread over balcony onto kids heads >Suddenly the number of ducks doubles and begins mauling kids >Kids run off crying >I am Karl, King of Ducks >Later that day see police cars near apartment building >Kids dont remember who threw bread just remember hearing shouting before being attacked by hundreds of ducks >lol softly >I am Karl, King of Ducks
