[Intro – Spoken] Okay. It’s fine. It’s loading. It’s… loading. It’s been loading for a while, But that’s okay, Because good things take time. Right? …Right? [Verse 1 – Talk-Sing] Little spinning circle on my screen You’re the meanest thing I’ve ever seen I click the link, I try again It just keeps buffering I restart, I disconnect I whisper threats into the desk I don’t think it’s listening It’s still just buffering [Pre-Chorus] Load a little faster please I am literally on my knees I would like to watch my show Approximately now [Chorus – Big Dramatic] BUFFERING! BUFFERING! I HAVE BEEN BUFFERING ETERNALLY! BUFFERING! BUFFERING! I COULD’VE READ THE ENTIRE INTERNET BY NOW, HONESTLY! [GANG VOCALS:] Load! (LOAD!) Load! (LOAD!) Load! (LOAD!) [Verse 2 – Talk-Sing] Video paused on someone’s face Frozen in a weird disgrace Mouth half open, eyes mid-blink I am staring into the void I think 7 20 p? I’d take 2 40 I am not asking for much more, see I just want it to play Why is this happening today [Chorus] BUFFERING! BUFFERING! TIME IS MOVING, BUT NOT FOR ME! BUFFERING! BUFFERING! I’VE AGED LIKE THREE YEARS MINIMUM, PROBABLY! [Bridge] [Spoken:] Maybe… If I don’t touch it… It will load faster. Nobody move. Nobody breathe. Don’t even look at it. Sometimes that scares it. [Spoken Whisper:] Load… [Break – Quiet, then build] Any second now… Any second now… Any second now… [Band explodes back in] [Final Chorus – Biggest] BUFFERING! BUFFERING! THIS LITTLE CIRCLE IS CONTROLLING ME! BUFFERING! BUFFERING! I JUST WANTED TO WATCH ONE THING PEACEFULLY! [GANG VOCALS:] Load the show! Let it play! I HAVE SUFFERED HERE TODAY! [Outro – Spoken] Oh. There it goes. It’s playing. … … And now the audio’s not synced.
