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12. The Sidewalk is a Live Wire

(Intro) (A frantic, four-count snap of sticks. The upright bass drops in, hammering the strings like a jackhammer on pavement. The piano erupts in a dissonant, rapid-fire boogie-woogie. Everything is fast, loud, and pushing the red. A trumpet blasts a jagged, screeching fanfare that sounds like a siren caught in a blender.) ​(Verse) The radiator’s humming like a hive of angry bees I’m running through the city with a rattle in my knees I got a pocket full of copper and a head full of steam Living out the nightmare that they sold me as a dream The coffee’s black as oil and the windows are all blown I’m a king without a country, I’m a dog without a bone! ​(Verse) The alley cat’s a lawyer and the pigeon’s got a gun We’re sprinting through the shadows just to see if we can run My shoes are wearing paper and the soles are wearing thin But I’m grinning like a devil, let the circus begin! Don’t tell me 'bout the future, don't tell me 'bout the law I’m dancing on the razor with a jagged, broken jaw! ​(Chorus) 'Cause the sidewalk is a live wire, sparks are flying high We’re burning up the calendar, we’re spitting at the sky Yeah, it’s manic, it’s a panic, it’s a high-speed wreck With a hangman’s knot loose around the city’s neck So shake it, break it, take it till the floor falls through The sidewalk is a live wire and it’s coming for you! ​(Verse) Big Al’s in the basement playing banjo with his teeth While the world is pulling anchors from the dark and murky sheath The traffic lights are melting in a technicolor blur And the ghosts of all our failures are starting to purr I’m shouting at the moon, man, I’m tearing up the sheet I’m a locomotive loaded with a rhythm in my feet! ​(Verse) The landlord’s chasing shadows with a bucket and a mop But the spinning of the bottle’s never gonna ever stop Grab a handle, grab a partner, grab a bottle, grab a light We’re gonna set the rafters to a bonfire tonight The sanity is slipping but the whiskey’s feeling fine I’m walking on the edge of the finish-line line! ​(Chorus) 'Cause the sidewalk is a live wire, sparks are flying high We’re burning up the calendar, we’re spitting at the sky Yeah, it’s manic, it’s a panic, it’s a high-speed wreck With a hangman’s knot loose around the city’s neck So shake it, break it, take it till the floor falls through The sidewalk is a live wire and it’s coming for you! ​(Outro) (The ensemble reaches a chaotic crescendo. The saxophone is honking like a dying goose, the piano is just smashing the low end, and the bass is vibrating the room. The drums do a chaotic, flailing roll that cuts off into absolute silence.) Live wire! Shocking! Yeah! Still breathing! (A final, sharp, out-of-tune piano stab.)