[Intro] [Sound FX: Cat Hiss] Yo, yo, Oscar, you’re a feline fiend, hear that hiss, so obscene, I’m roastin’ you clean, with a beat that’s mean, I preen! This track’s ‘bout to slap, with a trap that’ll snap, Suno AI’s got the heat, Oscar’s defeat, that’s a wrap! [Verse 1] [Syncopated Bass] Oscar, you’re a stench-trench, litter box hazard, Fur’s a disaster, you’re a laggard, straight tattered! Paws stink, leave a trail, you’re a fail, I assail, Scratchin’ my couch, ouch, you’re a slouch, I prevail! That meow’s a screech, sounds like nails on a board, You’re a whack-ass cat, get smacked, I’m restored! Suno’s bass got that thump, make you jump, you’re a chump, Oscar, you’re done, I’ve won, take that bump! [Chorus] [Sound FX: Sirens] Oscar, you a wreck, check, no pride in your stride, Pukin’ on my floor, more, you’re a vibe I can’t abide! Sirens in the mix, for your tricks, you’re a fix, Worst cat in the game, shame, you’re a pain, that’s the kicks! (Yeah, yeah) Claws on my couch, ouch, leavin’ scratches vicious, You’re a feline decline, cat game’s malicious! [Verse 2] [Percussion Break] Yo, Oscar, you’re a grubby little slob, got a job to rob, Stealin’ my dinner, you’re a sinner, I sob, you throb! Tail’s a mess, stress, whippin’ ‘round, you confound, Knockin’ over vases, you’re a hazard, I’ve found! Drums go hard, you’re scarred, you’re marred, no guard, Yowlin’ at dawn, spawn chaos, you’re flawed, I discard! Fur’s a grease trap, you’re a heap, I despise, Oscar, you’re the worst, get cursed, no surprise! [Interlude] [Instrumental Interlude: Cat Hiss, Sirens] (Cat hiss echoes, sirens wail, a chaotic break, Oscar’s mess in the soundscape, for goodness’ sake!) [Bridge] [Build] Tension’s risin’, I’m advisin’, Oscar, you’re capsizin’, Your cat game’s weak, bleak, I’m strikin’, no disguisin’! Suno’s build got that chill, for the kill, I fulfill, Oscar, you’re toast, I boast, feel the drill, I instill! [Chorus] [Bass Drop] Oscar, you a wreck, check, no pride in your stride, Pukin’ on my floor, more, you’re a vibe I can’t abide! Bass drop hits hard, you’re scarred, you’re barred, Worst cat in the game, shame, you’re a pain, I’m unmarred! (Yeah, yeah) Claws on my couch, ouch, leavin’ scratches vicious, You’re a feline decline, cat game’s malicious! [Outro] [Fade Out] [Sound FX: Cat Hiss] Oscar, take a hint, you’re a stint I rescind, This roast is your end, no amend, I’ve grinned! Suno AI, drop the beat, let it slap, make it deep, Oscar’s been dissed, he’s dismissed, time to sleep! (Cat hiss fades out, Oscar’s reign is done!)