[Verse] Oh I’m a sprinter in the restroom race Eighty percent done in record pace The toilet cheers like I’ve won the gold But the final lap’s where the truth gets told [Prechorus] I sit and wait for the encore show Twenty percent Why you so slow [Chorus] Eighty in a minute Twenty takes a year I’m a prisoner on porcelain It’s my greatest fear I wiggle and I shuffle But I’m stuck in this zoo Oh the bathroom blues It’s the 80-20 rule [Verse 2] I scroll my phone I hum a tune I’m a bathroom bard A porcelain croon The clock ticks loud The world moves on But me and my guts We’re stuck in this con [Prechorus] Gravity’s lazy My patience thin Come on twenty Let the games begin [Chorus] Eighty in a minute Twenty takes a year I’m a hostage of the flush It’s painfully clear I try to relax But I’m nobody’s fool Oh the bathroom blues It’s the 80-20 rule
