[Verse] Yo, I’m a menace, stain on my existence, Bathroom’s a mile, but my bladder’s persistent. Runnin’ through the block, drippin’ like faucets, Pants full of problems, pockets got losses. Streetlights flicker, shadows in the alley, Squishin’ when I step, soundin' like a rally. The smell trail follows, ain’t no escape, Life’s messy, homie, and I’m rockin’ the shape. [Chorus] Pissin’ in my poopie pants, no second chance, Walkin’ with a waddle like I’m stuck in a trance. Pissin’ in my poopie pants, dirty romance, A symphony of stink in this funky dance. [Verse 2] Soggy situation, sittin' in shame, But I flip it, turn the stink into street fame. Neighbors hold their noses, runnin’ for cover, I’m the king of the gutter, filth’s my lover. Laundry’s a myth, soap don’t exist, I’m Picasso with the stains, abstract twist. My jeans sag low, carryin' the evidence, This is my art, yeah, call it decadence. [Chorus] Pissin’ in my poopie pants, no second chance, Walkin’ with a waddle like I’m stuck in a trance. Pissin’ in my poopie pants, dirty romance, A symphony of stink in this funky dance.
