⸻ Title: UWU KOO (HDB 5AM ALARM) Suno style prompt: chaotic hyperpop meme song, TikTok viral style, comedic vocals, Singapore references, glitch beats, exaggerated bird sounds “uwu koo”, fast tempo, funny spoken ad-libs like aunties shouting from HDB windows ⸻ Intro soft bird noises uwu… uwu… KOO-OOO KOO-OOO Neighbour: “EH SHUT UP LAH” ⸻ Verse 1 5AM the sky still black Brain still sleeping don’t attack Then outside my window goes KOO-OOO bro relax Perched on tree like superstar Echo bouncing from carpark Whole HDB block awake now Thanks ah bird ⸻ Pre-Chorus Alarm clock still five fifty-nine But this bird already online ⸻ Chorus UWU KOO UWU KOO 5AM WHAT YOU DO UWU KOO UWU KOO Whole block wake because of you UWU KOO UWU KOO Let me sleep please I beg you UWU KOO KOO-OOO BRO SO RUDE ⸻ Verse 2 Bird got scandal don’t you know Secret drama with the crow Drops an egg then flies away Crow becomes the dad that day Crow like: “wait a minute…” “why my baby screaming KOO?” ⸻ Meme Drop crow crow crow crow “THIS ONE NOT MINE EH” uwu KOO-OOO ⸻ Bridge Somewhere far across the sea People say it’s lucky to see Like in Pakistan they smile when koel sings But here at dawn we throw slippers at things ⸻ Final Chorus (chaotic) UWU KOO UWU KOO NEIGHBOUR AUNTIE SHOUTING TOO UWU KOO UWU KOO HDB ECHO AMPLITUDE UWU KOO UWU KOO BRO THIS BIRD GOT NO CURFEW UWU KOO KOO-OOO ⸻ Outro 5:02 AM uwu KOO-OOO Auntie from block 3: “AIYO THIS BIRD AGAIN” ⸻