“It’s 6 a.m., the oven’s on… Let’s make Christmas happen, people!” [Verse 1] Wrapping paper in my hair, Tinsel tangled everywhere. Cookies burning, phone’s on hold, Turkey drama’s getting old. Kids are screaming, dog ate bows, Tree lights tangled — heaven knows. [Pre-Chorus] I light the candles, pour some cheer, Santa’s workshop — right in here! [Chorus] I’m the Christmas chaos queen, Running on caffeine and a dream! Deck the halls, don’t lose the tape, Saving Christmas — no escape! Glitter storm, my kitchen blings, I do it all — and still I sing! ‘Cause baby, they’d be lost without me — I’m the Christmas chaos queen! “Queen, queen, chaos queen — ho-ho hold my list!” [Verse 2] Eggnog spills, the playlist skips, I’m frosting cookies with my hips. Amazon boxes at the door, I think I’ve vacuumed this before. Family asks, “What can we do?” I smile sweet — “Not a clue.” [Pre-Chorus] Wrapping bows, defying fate, Dinner’s due at half past eight! [Chorus] I’m the Christmas chaos queen, Running on caffeine and a dream! One-woman show, red lipstick power, Keeping calm each festive hour! Glitter storm, my world still spins, I’m slaying elves and holiday sins! Oh baby, you know what I mean — I’m the Christmas chaos queen! [Bridge] “Okay… I deserve this. Just one little glass… maybe two.” “Cheers… to me.” Oh-oh, oh-oh — this queen needs cabernet! [Grand Finale] [epic strings, drums rising, choir joins in] From the cookies to the chaos, From the mistletoe to mayhem! I keep this holiday alive — Merry madness, 9 to 5! [Final Chorus] I’m the Christmas chaos queen, Running on caffeine and a dream! Glitter crown, my shining scene, All hail the Christmas queen supreme! Lights may flicker, kids may scream, But honey, I still rule the dream — ‘Cause baby, they’d be lost without me — I’m the Christmas chaos queen!
