Hop To It

Verse 1 Clock in early, case to fill Cheese and turkey stacking still Look up and what do I see? Management’s new mascot bunny Fluffy ears and cotton tail Scanner gone, but somehow still on payroll Two whole hours hopping free Guess productivity’s seasonal, see Pre-Chorus Manager laughs, claps his hands “Better hop around the store, my man!” Meanwhile we’re knee-deep in stock Watching the workplace turn to a TikTok Chorus Hop to it, Easter crew Guess the rules don’t apply to you We’re slicing ham and packing trays You’re posing for the holiday Hop to it, take your pics Run the store like comedy skits While we’re buried in the shift Management’s chasing photo ops Verse 2 I’m stocking shelves, minding my lane Hear the manager again “Gonna visit the Easter bunny!” Says it like it’s company money Off he goes, department ghost Leaves us holding down the post Flashbulbs popping down the aisle Meanwhile we’re running deli trials Pre-Chorus College kids in management clothes Running jokes instead of the show We’re doing work, they’re playing store Retail theater, nothing more Chorus Hop to it, Easter crew Guess the rules don’t apply to you We’re slicing meat and cleaning knives You’re living the mascot life Hop to it, pose and grin Corporate fun while we clock in We run the shift behind the scene While management’s chasing a bunny dream Bridge Fluffy tail, corporate pride Meanwhile orders pile high Photos taken, laughs exchanged Nothing in the case has changed Breakdown Beep of the slicer, ticket bell Welcome to the retail carousel Chorus Hop to it, Easter show Guess the department runs solo We’re working through the holiday While the bosses go out and play Hop to it, take a bow Hope the photos look good now Because tomorrow when the rush hits hard The bunny won’t be on the floor Outro Two hours hopping down the aisle… Still somehow on the payroll file.