Bake It and Die [V2]

Alright, So, We need butter, Sugar, Eggs, We're gonna use flour, Um, The oven—, The smoke alarm's goin' off, Alright, We're gonna make this quick, I promise, Oh yeah, [Beep] Yeah, Mmm, [Verse 1] Hey, Hey, I'm just tryna bake some bread, But it's not workin', (It's not workin') I'm not gonna cry, But I'm hurtin', (I'm hurtin') I think I made the smoke alarm go off, (Go off), How'd I forget the flour? , I'm so lost, Started with a little simple flour and sugar, Now I'm reaching for the salt, I don't think it matters, They both look the same, (Heh) And calling my mother, I forgot to set the timer, Am I dumb or a genius?, Are the eggs in the fridge?, Where's the baking powder?, My oven's on fire, It's getting pretty dire, 'Cause I'm not the same man I was before, No, No, NO!, [Pre-Chorus – A x B] We just made the bread rise, They say I'm the worst chef, Smoke detector goin' off, Now I gotta vent, Missed the most important ingredient, Why are they all the w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶ (*Cross out wrong*) (Right) shape?, Why are they not supposed to look like that?, I did this on my own, So you should be my witness, [Hook] So I'm like, "Go in there", (Go in there) "Come back", (Come back) Okay, So I put the flour in, And then I forgot that, (I forgot that) I'm actin' like a master chef, "No, don't try this", (Try this) Gotta make the bread rise, (Rise, rise) Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, [Verse 2] Two sticks of butter, Let me tell you, One wrong move, Could bake it and die, Mix the flour with the water, Make bread rise, Go in there, (Go in there) Come back!, Muffin with thighs, Muffin with thighs, This muffin tin’s defective, these don’t look like muffins, They don’t taste like muffins, these aren’t muffins, Oh my god, The muffins, Like, They have thighs, (Oh god) They're so big, It's like I'm 'bout to cry, It's like a mountain, And I'm just so shocked, (So shocked) I need help, And I don't wanna talk, One bite, Back to another episode of my kitchen, (Kitchen) So everything tastes amazing, These are experimental muffins, and I’m very proud of them, (Oh fuck, that's a lie), This is so bad, Oh my god, This is so bad, (So bad) Oh my god, This is so bad, (Might as well quit) [Build] Okay, Okay, Okay, I got it, I got it, You can try it, But you might be mad, (Might be mad) I'm a master chef, And you can try it, But you might be mad, (Might be mad) Even though this baking is a total disaster, Maybe it’s not a total failure?, Maybe I’m okay?, Maybe muffins with thighs, Aren’t the worst thing ever?, [Drop – Mash] Go in there, Come back, (Come back) Mix the flour with the water, Make the bread rise, Muffin with thighs, Muffin with thighs, Don't substitute, For anything other than more butter, One bite, Might make you paralyzed, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, I'm just tryna bake some bread, But it's not workin', (It's not workin') I'm not gonna cry, But I'm hurtin', (I'm hurtin'), Smoke alarm go off, How'd I forget the flour? I'm so lost, [Chorus A/B] Baby, now I’m a baker now, Watch me make muffins and cookies and cakes, Baby, now I’m a baker now, The whole place is smokin’ ’cause my oven’s too great, Baby, now I’m a baker now, My ingredients are fresh, that’s what they say, Baby, now I’m a baker now, World’s greatest baker—till it goes the wrong way, [Laughter] Oh god, Okay, Oh god, This is so bad, But we made the bread rise, [Laughter] Yeah, Making bread rise in flames, [Pause] Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, [Bell Rings]