[Intro – punchy distorted guitar riff, driving bass, energetic punk drums] [Verse 1 – fast melodic female punk vocal] Got one thing to do today, should take twenty minutes tops, Laptop open on the table, everything I've fucking got. Just need coffee before I start, can't work thirsty, that's insane, Kettle on, I check my phone, might as well reply to Jane. Coffee ready, back I go, sit down, crack my fingers twice, Notice there's a mark beside me, better clean that while it's light. Grab a cloth, wipe down the table, might as well do all of it— Forty minutes disappeared. Haven't started shit. [Pre-Chorus – playful build] I'm not avoiding it, I'm getting things prepared! I'll do it in a minute, I'm basically already there! Just one tiny thing before I finally begin— Then I'm focused! Then I'm ready! Then I'm fucking diving in! [Chorus – big catchy punk vocal] I'll do it in a minute! Give me sixty fucking seconds! I'm about to start, I'm nearly there, I've practically commenced it! I'll do it in a minute! There's no reason for concern! I've only wasted half the day— THERE'S PLENTY LEFT TO BURN! [Instrumental – crunchy melodic guitar hook] [Verse 2 – quick playful vocal] Right. Laptop. Focus. Here we fucking go. Open up the document— Need some music though. Find a playlist, wrong one, skip, skip, skip again, Maybe something instrumental would be better for my brain. Search for that, find another, see a song I used to know, Wonder what that band's been doing— Twenty-minute rabbit hole. Back to work! But first the washing, since I'm sitting waiting here. Nothing's actually fucking loading. Still feels efficient though. [Pre-Chorus – more energetic] This isn't procrastination! Look how much I've done! Kitchen's clean, the plants have water, I've reorganised my mugs! The one thing that I needed is exactly where it's been— But I'll fucking smash it in a minute. Any minute. [Chorus – bigger] I'll do it in a minute! Give me sixty fucking seconds! I'm about to start, I'm nearly there, I've practically commenced it! I'll do it in a minute! I've got loads of fucking time! It's only— [Brief instrumental accent] Quarter past five? Okay. Still fine. [Instrumental Break – energetic guitar lead, driving bass] [Verse 3 – faster, increasingly frantic] Now there's pressure, that's much better, finally my natural state! Could've started hours ago, but apparently I need it late! Document open! Hands on keys! Suddenly I'm fucking flying! Whole day wasted doing nothing, now productivity is frightening! First bit done! Second finished! Where was this at half past ten?! Apparently my brain requires a fucking crisis to begin! No distractions! No more coffee! No more staring at the wall! I've achieved in twenty minutes what I've dodged since fucking dawn! [Chorus – energetic shout-edged melodic vocal] I DID IT IN A MINUTE! WELL— A MINUTE PLUS A DAY! BUT THE IMPORTANT FUCKING DETAIL IS I DID IT ANYWAY! I DID IT IN A MINUTE! SEE? I SAID I'D GET IT DONE! Never doubted me a second— AND WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING WHEN I FUCKING BEGUN! [Bridge – driving melodic punk, fully sung] Tomorrow I'll be different. Tomorrow I'll begin before the deadline starts approaching and the panic settles in. I'll wake up, make my coffee, sit straight down and see it through. No distractions, no excuses— I've learned what not to do. [Music builds] [Final Verse – playful fast vocal] Next morning, half past nine, one little task upon my screen. Plenty of time, nothing urgent, easiest thing I've ever seen. Could start now. Probably should. But first I'll check the weather— [Final Chorus – huge catchy punk vocal] I'LL DO IT IN A MINUTE! I'VE GOT ALL THE FUCKING DAY! NO NEED TO START THIS SECOND— IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I'LL DO IT IN A MINUTE! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG! JUST ONE QUICK THING BEFORE I START— AND THEN I'M FUCKING ON! [Final energetic riff] [Outro – fully sung] I'll do it in a minute. I'll do it in a minute. I'll do it in a— [Final guitar hit]
