[Intro: soft acoustic guitar, tender] [Verse 1 — COUNTRY] [twangy male vocals] Well I'm a country boy with a punk-rock heart My golden goddess tore my world apart — In the good way, baby, in the sweetest way, Like that good cake that makes me go "fucking-A"! [Pre-Chorus — still country] She's my radtastic battle babe, shine like the sun My fae-vorite person — yeah, she's the one! [ABRUPT SHIFT — RAP] [hip-hop beat drops hard] Yo! Velociraptor barks! *bark! bark!* Burp-rap lines coming in the dark! *buurp!* My baby's golden, goddess-level divine She read my cards and said "boy, you're mine!" [ABRUPT SHIFT — AUSTRALIAN POP] [bright jangly guitars] She's my Sheila, my bonza battle babe Crikey, she's a beauty, take her to the rave! Golden goddess glowing in the southern sun Fae-vorite person — she's the only one! [ABRUPT SHIFT — UNDEAD PUNK] [distorted guitars, snarling vocals] Radtastic battle babe from the grave! My zombie queen, so fierce, so brave! Fae-vorite person, hear the undead choir — Our love's the flame, she's my funeral pyre! [ABRUPT SHIFT — PTERODACTYL CARTOON FUNK] [funky bass, cartoon sound effects, pterodactyl screeches] *SKREEE!* Velociraptor funk attack! Pterodactyl grooves and we ain't looking back! *burp!* *bark!* — that's the beat, y'all — Serenading my goddess at the shopping mall! [Finale — ALL GENRES COLLIDE] Yeah! (country twang) Yeah! (rap) Ya! (aussie pop) Yeah! (punk snarl) Yeah! (funk) Chamanda! My golden goddess! My fae-vorite! [Outro: gentle acoustic guitar, back where we started, soft] My golden goddess... my radtastic battle babe... Yeah.
