[Intro] [finger snaps on beats 2 and 4] [Verse 1] [male tenor vocals] Do you know what it means to be top dollar popular? 'Cause I do, I've been it all my life [piano enters with staccato chords] And if you're new just to the sitch, well, baby, then you're a bitch But I think that I've got it so figured out So where are my friends? Why aren't they liking my pics? I think they need to be here because I'm taking nice flicks Of me posing in the street looking oh so mighty fine So why don't you bother to drop a line? And drop a comment on my sexy pic 'cause I am super fly And I need to be noticed by Prince Why won't you just give me this fighting chance? You're not as hot as me, you don't stand a... [Chorus] Man, I love the way you make me feel When you tell me that I'm the prettiest girl alive [piano flourishes] And baby, I think I might be rather charming and super divine [Bridge] So don't bother, you wouldn't stand a fucking chance Don't call her unless you want a bullet to your head Did you hear me? I'm not gonna say it twice I already did, so time to go, night-night, pew! Pew! Off with your head! [vocal becomes more aggressive] That's what happens when you're in bed with another girl Much uglier than me, oh they all are You've got no hope, you can only love me or you will choke Don't bother loving somebody else!
