Ice Cream Soup Ft. Gary(IncidentArchive)

[Intro — Female — Sung] Kitchen's open. [Intro — Female — Sung] Kitchen's open. [Verse 1 — Female — Sung] Another night behind the counter Gary says, “Come here, let me show you something” I thought I knew what cooking meant Till Gary started pulling ingredients from the fridge [female — Sung] Vanilla in the bowl Chocolate right beside it Rocky Road, crushed Oreos You gotta try it [Female — Sung] I watched it slowly melting down And asked him what it was He looked at me and smiled real wide [Male — Spoken] This is what we call the good stuff. [Female — Spoken] Okay... This actually smells pretty good. [Verse 2 — Female — Sung] Cereal scattered on the top Nachos sitting on the side I said, “Gary, what's the point of this?” [Male — Sung] You gotta trust the process. [Female — Sung] Pickle juice goes in the middle Just enough to make it sing forgot one thing. [Male — Sung] Hot sauce. [Female — Spoken] Just a little? [Male — Sung] Just a little. [Female — Sung] Fine. [Pre-Chorus — Female — Sung] I watched it slowly melt away The whole damn bowl was changing shape I said, “Gary, is this really food?” [Male — Sung] Does it taste good? [Female — Spoken] ...Yes. [Chorus — Female & Male — Sung] [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Vanilla, chocolate, Rocky Road! [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Everything we put inside will go! [Both] Crushed Oreos, cereal too Nachos if you want them, that'll do IF IT MELTS, IT BELONGS IN THE BOWL! Grab a spoon and lose control! [Verse 3 — Female — Sung] Ice cream with a little extra Served out of my bra We don't need any extra candy Within view, quite handy [Male — Sung] That's how you plate it Presentation's half the game [Female — Sung] I said, “That doesn't make it better.” [Male — Sung] You just gotta know the name I'm saying this But I think I understand You don't need to follow rules When you've got a better plan [Verse 4 — Female — Sung] Creamy, it's salty, little lime Garlic's coming through just right I hate that I'm saying this But something here don't feel quite right Wait... That's not garlic. [Male — Sung] That's the hot sauce. [Female — Sung] Gary's standing by the freezer Like he hasn't done a thing He pulls another mystery jar out [Male — Sung] Want to try something? [Female — Spoken] What is it? [Male — Spoken] Don't worry about it. [Female — Spoken] ...Okay. [Pre-Chorus — Female & Male — Sung] [Female] I used to think that food had rules I used to think some things were wrong [Male] Rules are meant to be broken When you know what you're doing [Female] Now Gary's got me second-guessing Everything I've known all along [Both] The bowl is full The spoon is ready The whole kitchen smells insane [Female] If this is what it means to cook [Male] You're getting good at this game. [Female] I think I'm getting good at this game. [Chorus — Female & Male — Sung] [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Vanilla, chocolate, Rocky Road! [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Everything we put inside will go! [Both] Crushed Oreos, cereal too Pickle juice and hot sauce coming through IF IT MELTS, IT BELONGS IN THE BOWL! Grab a spoon and lose control! [Bridge — Female — Sung] A little strange A little sweet A little something underneath If Gary says it goes inside I guess I'll try it with a spoon [Male — Sung] Nachos floating in the cream Pickle juice is in the mix You're overthinking everything [Female — Sung] Gary, what comes next? [Male — Sung] More. [Female — Spoken] More what? [Male — Sung] Everything. [Female — Spoken] Oh. [Instrumental Breakdown] [Male — Shouted] VANILLA! [Female — Shouted] CHOCOLATE! [Male — Shouted] ROCKY ROAD! [Female — Shouted] OREOS! [Male — Shouted] CEREAL! [Female — Shouted] NACHOS! [Male — Shouted] PICKLE JUICE! [Female — Shouted] HOT SAUCE! [Both — Shouted] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Final Chorus — Female & Male — Sung] [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Vanilla, chocolate, Rocky Road! [Female] ICE CREAM SOUP! [Male] Everything we learned along the road! [Both] Crushed Oreos, cereal too Pickle juice and hot sauce coming through IF IT MELTS, IT BELONGS IN THE BOWL! ICE CREAM SOUP! [Female] I used to think this couldn't be [Male] Now you're finally starting to see! [Both] ICE CREAM SOUP! Nachos floating in the cream Honestly, it's better than it seems ICE CREAM SOUP! Pass the bowl and let it melt ICE CREAM SOUP! [Female] I think I'm finally getting good at this [Male] That's the spirit! [Both] If this is wrong, then let it be This kitchen taught us everything we need [Outro — Female — Spoken] The guests arrive in five... [Male — Spoken] You didn't tell them what was in it, right? [Female — Spoken] No. [Pause] [Both — Whispered] Good.