[Verse 1] Split-screen sneaking, black vs white, Bomb in the briefcase – first rule of the fight. Search every cabinet, kick every door, Find the documents, but watch the floor! Cabinets whisper, safe codes taunt, One wrong click? That’s your haunt. [Chorus] BOOM! You’re out cold – seven seconds stolen! Sons loot your stash, plans left broken. Tickets, bombs, and timed despair – Last to the plane? You’re left in midair! [Verse 2] Three floors of chaos, thirty-six rooms, Ladders drop where darkness looms. Trapulator’s map lies blind, Clock’s your boss, not fate or mind. Umbrella? Scissors? Tools mean life – Forge the path through club-fight strife! [Bridge] ’89 joysticks, ’95 shame – Seven and nine? They’d crush my game. “Mom, your bomb’s behind the shelf!” …while theirs blew me to pixel hell. [Outro] Split-screen bonds no cheat code mends – Lost to kids who outspied friends. CPC hums its cruel refrain: “Spies don’t age… but moms remain.” [Verse 2] Three