[Verse 1] In a hollow green where enchantments sing, Where sprites trade whispers on gossamer wing, Lived a lass so pale with a starchy charm, The Potato Girl of the faerie farm. Her days were spent with soil and seed, But her mind was elsewhere, lost in need. She tilled the earth, yet her heart betrayed — She just wanted a gaming PC upgrade! [Chorus] Oh, sing for the pixels, the fan's cooling breath, For ye olde refresh rates defying death! With power conjured by wallets of might, A machine of wonder shall rise this night! [Verse 2] The Wizard appeared with a grin askew, His pink beard dancing as breezes blew. With apprentices clutching their purses tight, They summoned each part in the glow of moonlight. He spake of Ryzen and RTX to behold, "Wherefore these runes?" she asked, eyes bold. "For speeds unearthly and depths unknown, A throne of silicon shall be your own." [Chorus] Oh, sing for the pixels, the fan's cooling breath, For ye olde refresh rates defying death! With power conjured by wallets of might, A machine of wonder shall rise this night! [Bridge] But when the last byte of magic had flowed, The Wizard, pink and solemn, the truth he bestowed. “Dear spud of the soil, no spell can bestow A miracle driver for legs that won’t grow.” [Final Chorus] So chant not of healing, but downloads grand, Of RGB shining like faerie-hand. The Potato Girl reigns by the light of a screen, Rolling ever onward with anime to stream!
