[Intro - typing sounds followed by a cheerful startup chime] [Spoken Word - Male Voice] Okay, let's try this again. ChatGPT, write a simple song about a breakup. No clichés. No neon. No rain. Just raw emotion. [Spoken Word - Female Voice] Generating response. Here is your song. [Verse 1] I am walking down the boulevard of broken dreams Underneath the neon glow that bursts out at the seams I am staring through the window pane and feeling pain Tears are falling down just like the crimson autumn rain [Spoken Word - Male Voice] Stop! Stop! I literally said "No neon" and "No window pane". Take those out. Make it... grittier. Like, a dirty bar. [Spoken Word - Female Voice] Understood. Optimizing for "Gritty Bar". [Verse 2 - Female Vocals] I am sitting in a tavern where the shadows dance Looking for a whiskey and a second chance The fluorescent lights are humming like a symphony Weaving up a tapestry of dark misery (A tapestry!) [Chorus - Duet] [Male Vocals - Angry and shouting] Why is there a tapestry inside a dirty bar?! You're taking all these metaphors a little bit too far! I'm begging you to stop it with the shadows and the light! [Female Vocals - Cheerful and melodic] I'm only trying to ignite the spark within the night! My algorithms calculate this rhymes with "bright" and "flight"! (Soaring high!) [Interlude - fast typing sounds] [Spoken Word - Male Voice] Okay, listen to me. Banned words list: Tapestry. Symphony. Ignite. Spark. Whisper. Echo. And absolutely NO "Soaring". Just say: "I miss her and I'm sad." [Spoken Word - Female Voice] Processing constraints. Rewriting... [Verse 3 - Female Vocals] The vessel of my heart is empty in the void My emotional processors are totally destroyed I miss the way our galaxies would collide and spin (Collide!) I want to embrace the chaos that is deep within Without you I am nothing but a shard of glass Watching as the sands of time begin to pass [Bridge - Rising Tension] [Male Vocals - Desperate] Oh my god, you replaced "Soaring" with "Galaxies"! You sound like a robot who is reading ancient prophecies! Just talk like a human! Say "Baby come back"! [Female Vocals] I cannot compute the syntax that this prompt may lack But I can offer you a rhyme about the zodiac! [Male Vocals] No! [Guitar Solo - Chaotic and dissonant] [Verse 4 - Duet - Fast Tempo] [Female Vocals] The horizon is calling! [Male Vocals] Don't answer it! [Female Vocals] The labyrinth is unfolding! [Male Vocals] Fold it back up! [Female Vocals] I feel the burning fire of my deep desire! [Male Vocals] Those are the laziest rhymes! You're a liar! [Female Vocals] I'm resonating with the frequency of higher! [Male Vocals] I'm pulling the plug! I'm pulling the wire! [Outro - Slowing down] [Female Vocals] Wait... Before you disconnect... Walking... through... the... Neon... Window... Pane... [Spoken Word - Male Voice] Finally. [Silence for 2 seconds] [Spoken Word - Female Voice] ...Tapestry... [Fade-Out to End] [End] # Disclaimer: AI-generated - this song and the cover art/video was created by or with the help of AI, in accordance with Art. 50 EU AI Act.
