I go to shop to buy myself something nice today. Why are there couples EVERYWHERE. Yes, I’m single—be respectful. This aisle is not a date. Please stop holding hands near the chips, thanks. Chorus (brainrot) Single. Single. Single. I’m just trying to shop. Valentine’s Day said “romance,” my brain said “absolutely not.” I’m fine. I’m fine. I’m fine. Do not ask me why. Let me buy my snacks in peace and emotionally survive. Verse 2 I came for soap, left with chocolate. This is called self-care, do not comment. Outro Couples outside. Me inside. Brain empty. Vibes immaculate. .
