Are You Ready for the Dungeon?!

ARE YOU READY!? ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY? [Music kicks in. 147 BPM, Key of A Major, Outlaw Country Stadium Rock] [FAST] ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! [build, bass drum and piano pounding like a heartbeat under an ominous tolling gothic church bell] [FAST] ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! VERSE 1 Grab your wands and show your steel Got a four-man team and a sponsor deal Stream's goin' live at eight o'clock hope the healer's got extra stock Fighters crashin' through the front door Rogue in the back yellin' "gimme more!" Support in the pocket runnin' every play And cleric's just keepin' everyone awake PRE-CHORUS (tempo kicks, crowd claps on the backbeat) Well the guilds all hate us and the odds sure stink But we're goin' in deep and we're buyin' the drinks After-party at the tavern when the floor is cleared And the whole damn city's gonna know we 're here CHORUS (full band, shout-along) ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! A MONDAY NIGHT MURDER FLOOR BY FLOOR THEY FALL WE'LL GRAB THE TREASURE AND WE'LL WIN THE BRAWL ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! VERSE 2 Scout found a trap on level three Hero said "hold my beer, eyes on me" Mana burnin' hot but the pace is clean Best damn run that you ever seen boss room's crowded cause the spawns won't quit But we didn't come this far just to take the hits Wizard locked the adds down left and right And the finish line's totally in sight tonight PRE-CHORUS Well the wards are fadin' and the floor is hot But we're down deeper than we ever got When the last bell rings and the scoreboard glows Everybody's - yeah EVERYBODY - gonna know CHORUS ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! A MONDAY NIGHT MURDER FLOOR BY FLOOR THEY FALL WE'LL GRAB THE TREASURE AND WE'LL WIN THE BRAWL ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! BREAKDOWN (instruments drop out, just drums and crowd noise, spoken/shouted) HEARD YOU GOT A NEW SUPPORT. HOW'S THAT GOIN', BUDDY. (another riff, with soaring fiddle) BIGGEST RUN OF THE YEAR. BIGGEST RUN OF THE YEAR. SOMEBODY'S GOIN' HOME. FINAL CHORUS (massive, horns in, everyone) ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUNGEON?! A MONDAY NIGHT MURDER! FLOOR BY FLOOR THEY FALL WE'LL GRAB THE TREASURE AND WE'LL WIN THE BRAWL ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DUNGEON CRAWL OUTRO (fade, just the bass drum, the growl) Floor by floor they fall... Floor by floor they fall... ARE YOU READY (YEAH) ARE YOU READY (HELL YEAH) Cause my whole rowdy party's comin' over tonight! [sfx: silence, then a HUGE SINGLE ominous tolling bell ringing] YEAHHHHHHH!!!! HELLLLL YEAH!!