[Verse 1] We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it, It’s not rocket surgery, anyone can do it. You opened a whole new can of beatles today, And now the shoe is on the other elbow, I’d say. I’m walking on thin ice with a high-wire thread, Let’s hit the nail right on the coffin instead. [Chorus] Oh, I fall head over heels for a clever metaphor, A turn of phrase that opens up a whole new door. When words collide and dance across the floor, I swear it’s poetic brilliance I adore! [Verse 2] He’s a bull in a glass house, throwing his weight, We’ll bark up the wrong tree before it’s too late. Don't count your chickens until the boat sails, We’re chasing wild geese by their fiery tails. It’s a piece of cake to jump on the bandwagon, We’re slaying two birds with a single dragon. [Chorus] Oh, I fall head over heels for a clever metaphor, A turn of phrase that opens up a whole new door. When words collide and dance across the floor, I swear it’s poetic brilliance I adore! [Bridge] Wait... why is everybody staring at me? Is there something in my speech you all see? I’m just using common quotes, plain and clear, Why do you look like a deer in a chandelier? Are my idioms really that hard to digest, Or is everyone else just missing the rest? [Verse 3] Whatever floats your boat will sink your ship, Keep your eyes peeled and your stiff upper lip. We’ll cross that fence when we come to the gate, The early bird catches the worm on his plate. It’s six of one, half a dozen in the hand, The best thing since sliced bread was ever banned. [Chorus] Oh, I fall head over heels for a clever metaphor, A turn of phrase that opens up a whole new door. When words collide and dance across the floor, I swear it’s poetic brilliance I adore! [Outro] Yeah, it’s not rocket surgery... Just water under the train. Look at me, making waves in a teapot again.
