[Intro] Normal walk in the woods. Boots on the path. Zero expectations. Let’s see what doesn’t happen. [Verse 1] Leaves crunch like stale cornflakes under my boots, sunlight drips through the pines. Squirrels fight over one acorn, no glowing runes, no ominous signs. Path stays perfectly straight and muddy brown, birds repeat their same dull tune. I stop, hold my breath for a second… forest just sighs and keeps on being June. [Chorus] No magic, just trees today. No Bigfoot stomping through the fray. No UFO parked on the sunny glade. No talking trees or marching parade. No fairies lurking in the ferns, no wolves that bother to howl. No pale crawlers, no witches, no gingerbread foul. No spinning portal, no hillbilly bite. Just me, the trees, and boring daylight. [Verse 2] Mushrooms look boringly normal, zero blue glow, zero surprise. Wind only rustles like it’s too tired to tell me any lies. I trip on a root that wasn’t even trying, chuckle at my own stupid hope. The woods stay pretty and peaceful… and that’s the whole damn joke. [Chorus] No magic, just trees today. No Bigfoot stomping through the fray. No UFO parked on the sunny glade. No talking trees or marching parade. No fairies lurking in the ferns, no wolves that bother to howl. No pale crawlers, no witches, no gingerbread foul. No spinning portal, no hillbilly bite. Just me, the trees, and boring daylight. [Bridge] Maybe magic’s overrated anyway. Maybe normal’s the cleverest plot twist today. [Final Chorus] No magic, just trees today. And yeah, I think I’m actually okay. No drama, no monsters, no cosmic display. Just sunlight and silence and me on my way. No portal, no witches, no creatures in sight. Turns out boring can feel kinda right. Just me and the trees and the birds up above. Yeah… this might actually be enough. [Outro] Nothing happened… Thank god. --- Lyrics © 2026 TrixTuneX All Rights Reserved. Visuals: Created with Grok · Music: Suno Exclusively available on Suno.
