[Intro] Meow… Meow… It’s been… …almost an hour. [Verse 1] I hear the kibble hit the bowl A sound that comforts deep my soul But then it stops… Too soon… An outrage of astronomical proportions. [Pre-Chorus] You say, “Lexi, you just ate.” I say… “Your memory appears to be faulty.” [Chorus] Pocket volcano… Pocket volcano… The bowl is empty… The bowl is empty… Thirty minutes… Thirty minutes… How am I still living? How am I still living? (Pocket volcano) (Pocket volcano) [Bridge] The humans say… “She doesn’t need more food.” The veterinarian says… “Maintain her portions.” I say… “I have considered your arguments and rejected them.” I REJECT YOUR ARGUMENT THE …… TIME….. TO……………….. FEED ME IS MEOW…………………….now……. Meow meow meow… Meow meow meow… [Verse 2] I have filed A small complaint Regarding treats… And their restraint. [Pre-Chorus] You say I ate. I disagree. The evidence… Supports… me. [Chorus] Meow meow meow! Pocket volcano! Meow meow meow! The bowl is low! Meow meow meow! Fix this problem! Meow meow meow! Before I scream! (Meow meow meow!) (Pocket volcano!) [Breakdown] 😼 I stare silently at bowl [sound: A massive, room-shaking low-end rumble paired with a sharp, blaring horn attack.] 😼 I stare at you [sound: A massive, room-shaking low-end rumble paired with a sharp, blaring horn attack.] 😼 stares back at bowl [sound: A massive, room-shaking low-end rumble paired with a sharp, blaring horn attack.] [Outro] Narrator: “Lexi had, in fact, eaten 27 minutes earlier.” Lexi: “Meow.” (Translation: I stand by my original statement.) 🌋🐈 [Pre-Chorus] You say I ate. I disagree. The evidence… Supports… me. [Chorus] Pocket volcano… Pocket volcano… The bowl is empty… The bowl is empty… Thirty minutes… Thirty minutes… How am I still living? How am I still living? (Pocket volcano) (Pocket volcano)
