(Verse 1) Got a triple shot cold brew and a messy figma flow Laptop’s lit with stickers that I barely even know Wrote a line of Python, then I hit up GPT “Make a meme about deadlines — but make it deep and quirky” Tabs over spaces, yeah, I’m that kinda guy Commit messages like “YOLO”, I ain’t even gotta try Postin’ “#DevLife” from the rooftop bar A pull request with nothin’ but a TikTok star (Chorus) I’m pushin’ vibes, not code, y’all My branch is broke but my playlist’s tall AI wrote my standup note While I fine-tuned memes and hit repost Docker’s down, but I’m chillin’ still Got Copilot writin’ code at will I ain’t here to debug the node Just pushin’ vibes, not code (Verse 2) Sprint board’s full but I ain’t scared Just dragged my ticket to “In Progress” there Got a hoodie on and my screen’s all dark But I’m really just editin’ Canva art Daily sync with a cowboy hat “Blocked on life,” yeah I’m cool with that Zoom cam’s on but I’m vibin’ mute Feelin’ agile in these cowboy boots (Chorus) I’m pushin’ vibes, not code, y’all My CI failed but I’m havin’ a ball Mid-journey made my team logo Posted it twice with a Taylor quote Slack’s blowin’ up, but I’m sippin’ slow Keyboard’s hot but the tests say “no” I ain’t tryna ship this load Just pushin’ vibes, not code (Bridge) I got merge conflicts and cowboy scripts But I keep that repo lookin’ hip Frontend’s fried, backend’s toast But my Insta meme just did the most (Breakdown — twangy guitars, vocal fry) Code smell strong like a Friday deploy But I got ChatGPT like a cowboy toy Boots on desk, and I’m feelin’ proud Wrote one-liner sass that broke the crowd (Final Chorus) I’m pushin’ vibes, not code, y’all Got PRs stacked like a honky-tonk wall AI wrote that Kubernetes file While I worked on branding with Western style Prod’s on fire? Let it glow I’ll fix it Monday, don’t you know? Right now, I’m in vibe mode Just pushin’ vibes, not code (Outro – lazy whistle solo) Yeehaw, baby — Just pushin’ vibes… Not code.
