[Verse] She’s strutting in the office On a mission Oh yeah (oo-yeah!) Flirting with the boss Her intentions pretty clear (ha!) Can’t handle no spreadsheets Don’t know what to do (uh huh) But she's working that charm Thinking that'll see her through (oh no!) [Verse 2] Clumsy with the coffee Spilling all the brew (whoops!) Every word she says It sounds like déjà vu (uh huh) She got that clueless look But thinks she's got the shot (what?) Dressed to impress But connects the wrong dot (ha!) [Chorus] She’s the boss's favorite In her dreams Yeah (uh-huh) Thinks she runs the show But it’s all a lil’ scheme Yeah (oo-yeah!) She can't excel in Excel Can't survive the scene Yeah (ha!) Living in a fantasy Thinking she’s the queen Yeah (oh no!) [Verse 3] Giggling at meetings Doesn’t know the score (uh huh) Using charm and flirts But it's all a bore (oh yeah) She forgot the memos Missed the deadline twice (twice!) Living in a daydream Trying to melt the ice (oh no!) [Bridge] But the office knows the truth Sees through the act (uh-huh) Her clumsy little dance Performed with no tact (ha!) Thinking she’s a star But shines a little dim (very dim) It’s an ironic play Cause she can't even swim (splash!) [Chorus] She’s the boss's favorite In her dreams Yeah (uh-huh) Thinks she runs the show But it’s all a lil’ scheme Yeah (oo-yeah!) She can't excel in Excel Can't survive the scene Yeah (ha!) Living in a fantasy Thinking she’s the queen Yeah (oh no!)
