The Bill

(Verse 1) In the halls of academia, there's a quirky guy, With theories and puzzles that reach for the sky, Bill Gasarch is his name, he's got quite the flair, From complexity to Ramsey, he's everywhere. (Chorus) Bill Gasarch, he's our favorite nerd, With his quirky jokes and his thoughts absurd, In the world of math, he's quite the star, But in everyday life, he's just bizarre. (Verse 2) Ramsey theory, oh, it's his delight, Finding order in chaos, day and night, But when it comes to cooking, he’s quite a mess, Burnt toast for breakfast, we must confess. (Chorus) Bill Gasarch, he's our favorite nerd, With his quirky jokes and his thoughts absurd, In the world of math, he's quite the star, But in everyday life, he's just bizarre. (Bridge) He'll talk your ear off about P vs NP, But ask about sports, he’ll just say "not for me," With a stack of papers and a coffee in hand, Bill's off to a world that’s truly grand. (Verse 3) At conferences, he’s the life of the scene, With complex graphs and a goofy grin, From Ramsey's puzzles to complexity games, In his own weird way, he's earned his fame. (Chorus) Bill Gasarch, he's our favorite nerd, With his quirky jokes and his thoughts absurd, In the world of math, he's quite the star, But in everyday life, he's just bizarre. (Outro) So here's to Bill, the eccentric sage, In the world of math, he’ll always engage, With laughter and logic, he's left his mark, Bill Gasarch, our nerdy spark!