[Intro: Instrumental Ska Groove] [Guitar skanks, horn stabs, pulsing beat, playful tension] --- [Verse 1: Female Vocal, bouncy rhythm] Alarm rings like a siren in a haunted jail Mascara smearin’ down the workday trail I’m laced up neat in a cubicle web Each minute crawls, yeah, just like the dead --- [Pre-Chorus: Whisper-turns-sassy tone] Got eight legs of doom on my desk and screen Drinkin’ burnt coffee like it’s gasoline --- [Chorus: Full band, harmonies, punchy ska hits] I’m stuck in a spider web, Monday to Friday Caught in a calendar trap, no getaway These emails are venom, these meetings a bite Dancin’ with deadlines under fluorescent light --- [Post-Chorus: Chant-style, echo] Webbed in the weekday Webbed in the weekday --- [Verse 2: Fast vocal delivery, tongue-in-cheek] Fax machine's breathing like it’s got a soul Boss wears a tie like he’s on patrol Lunch is a microwave mystery bite Dreamin’ of chaos in neon light --- [Pre-Chorus: Spoken-sung] I got dreams in stilettos and glitter bombs But here I am clickin’ “reply all” to moms --- [Chorus: Repeat, added harmony layer] I’m stuck in a spider web, Monday to Friday Caught in a calendar trap, no getaway These emails are venom, these meetings a bite Dancin’ with deadlines under fluorescent light --- [Break: Ska Instrumental Break] [Horn solo, ska riff explosion, brief drum roll chaos] --- [Bridge: Spoken Word → Power Vocal] They said, "Get a job," So I caught a web instead My ambition's on snooze But the glitter’s in my head (Can you feel it?) --- [Chorus: Final, with extra harmonies and ad-libs] I’m stuck in a spider web, Monday to Friday Caught in a calendar trap, no getaway These emails are venom, these meetings a bite But I’m spinning my own threads, and I just might— --- [Outro: Stripped Down + Horn Echo] —break free from the weekday, Spin wild on the freeway. [Fade out on horn loop and whispered laugh]
