Baby Bucks

[Verse 1] If money had a face It’d still need a bib Tiny little hands Can’t pay for a crib Crawling in the bank Just crying for a bottle All that shiny promise But it can’t even toddle You can dress it up Put a bow on the blame Still an infant in a suit Still acting the same I tried to trust it once It sat there and drooled Big talk, little kick That thing got schooled [Pre-Chorus] Uh-oh It wants a ride Uh-oh Still needs a guide No teeth No plan Just a sticky little hand [Chorus] Baby bucks, baby bucks Still can't do much Baby bucks, baby bucks All soft, no clutch Baby bucks, baby bucks Cry when you call Baby bucks, baby bucks Useless after all (after all) [Verse 2] Put it in a pocket It wriggles right out Leave it in your wallet It starts to shout Needs a babysitter Needs a spoon Needs milk money And a nap by noon Everybody chases That tiny little face But it can't walk a mile Or keep up the pace All those grown-up dreams And this is what you get A brand-new baby bill That ain't grown yet [Pre-Chorus] Uh-oh It wants a ride Uh-oh Still needs a guide No teeth No plan Just a sticky little hand [Chorus] Baby bucks, baby bucks Still can't do much Baby bucks, baby bucks All soft, no clutch Baby bucks, baby bucks Cry when you call Baby bucks, baby bucks Useless after all (after all) [Bridge] Let it sit, let it stare In the high chair of despair Cute little burden With a blank little glare I need a tool Not a nursery toy If it can't move the door Then it can't bring joy [Final Chorus] Baby bucks, baby bucks Still can't do much Baby bucks, baby bucks All soft, no clutch Baby bucks, baby bucks Cry when you call Baby bucks, baby bucks Useless after all (useless after all)