[Intro] [Spoken] This is a matter of discipline [Verse 1] I have faced the Borg and I have faced the Romulans I have stared down gods who tried to make me crawl But nothing in this universe has tested me like a child who won't stop talking in my hall You saved the ship I'm told you saved it twice last week But every time you open up your mouth I feel my will to captain leak [Chorus] Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley I have had enough Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley You are not that tough I command a Galaxy class starship I have earned this chair The last thing that I need right now is teenagers with opinions in my air [Verse 2] Your mother is my officer your mother is my friend Your mother is the reason that I haven't thrown you off the aft end You walk onto my bridge like you belong beside the conn You're wearing a grey jumper son your uniform is wrong I've studied at the academy I've bled for every pip You passed a test and smiled a lot and someone let you on my ship [Chorus] Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley I have had enough Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley You are not that tough I command a Galaxy class starship I have earned this chair The last thing that I need right now is teenagers with opinions in my air [Bridge] [Spoken] I want to be clear I do not dislike the boy I simply require silence on my bridge at all times from everyone but especially from him [Verse 3] You rerouted the phase inducers yes I saw the report You created a new algorithm for the lateral sensor port Impressive for a child devastating for my nerves Because every time you fix a thing you tell me what I don't deserve To hear in detail at length while I am trying to drink my tea The Traveller can have you son you're no longer bothering me [Final Chorus] Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley I have had enough Shut up Wesley shut up Wesley this is not a bluff I command a Galaxy class starship I have earned this chair The last thing that I need right now is teenagers with opinions in my air In my air In my air Get off my bridge [Spoken] Make it so [End]
