[Intro - Spoken Word, Casual Conversational Voice, Atmospheric, Continuous Ambient Groove] Hey. Hold up, don’t answer yet. If you answer now, I’ll lose the reason I asked. Wait! Actually, that’s exactly why I’m here. No. Different reason. Hi. [Verse 1 - Melodic Bass-Driven Rap, Bouncy Continuous Groove, Heavy Bassline, Continuous Beat] Okay okay okay, listen listen! (uh-huh) I had the funniest story, no, wrong funniest story, the OTHER one. (yeah) Actually there were five, no, six. One probably ends with legal paperwork, skip! (go go) Anyway, I walked into a store or out, (wait) hang on, which direction was I being? (uh) Doesn’t matter, point is, there was this guy, wait, before the guy, the door! (look) Automatic doors judge people, oh, you hesitated, guess you’re not ready for groceries, rude! (so rude) Anyway, I walk in, he walks in, different moments. (yeah) Actually that matters! No it doesn’t, forget it! (skip) Wait! Don’t, I might need it later, probably! (hold on) [Pre-Chorus - Groovy Bass Line, Syncopated Rap Flow, Driving Drums, Unbroken Rhythm Drive] You’re still here? Respect! (yeah) Most people left this conversation three detours ago. We’re still on story one! (let's go) [Hook - Heavy Bass Riff, Catchy Melodic Rap, Tight Syncopation, Non-Stop Beat, Keep Driving Rhythm] Waitwaitwait, before the ending, tiny detail! (listen) Actually, medium detail! (yeah) Have you ever explained a thing then remembered the explanation for the explanation of the thing you hadn’t finished explaining? Yes! That! Exactly that! (that's it) [Verse 2 - Driving Bass Groove, Accelerating Technical Rap, Continuous Rhythm, Non-Stop Drums] Okay, fresh start, no side quests, promise! (promise) So I bought a notebook to remember things, forgot the notebook, bought another, found the first, now I own five! (five!) Wait, five? How?! Don’t ask me, I’m asking me! (uh-huh) Oh, speaking of arguing with myself, do you ever practice arguments with people who have absolutely no idea they’re involved? (yeah) Like, oh really, they didn’t say anything, I know, but they could! (they could!) Now I’m defeating imaginary people using imaginary proof inside imaginary trials! (win it) Sometimes I lose, they’re persuasive! (persuasive!) Wait, that’s not embarrassing, that’s preparation, probably! (ready) [Beat Switch - Driving Deep Bass Riff, Aggressive Rhythm, Continuous Drums, Keep Beat Driving] Focus! One lane, one thought, no exits! (no exits!) Why are socks?! No! Not socks! Who invited socks?! Get out! (get out!) [Double Time - Fast Virtuoso Chopper Rap, Heavy Continuous Bass, Relentless Beat, Unbroken Pace] Okayokayokayokay listenlistenlisten (keep going) everytimeIfinallygrab oneideaitslipsaway (yeah) anotheroneshouting Pick me! Pick me! (pick me!) thenathirdone’salready makingatrailer forthesequel beforethefirstoneevenstarts (let's go) andmybrain’sgot thirtytabs (tabs!) fiftywindows ninetynotifications (ping!) backgroundupdates bufferingvideos someonecalling someoneknocking someonehumming someonemicrowavingfish (shh!) Who does that?! Not the point! Actually, it is the point! (the point!) We’llcomebacktothefish, no, wewon’t, yes, absolutely, writeitdown (write it!) Wait! Where’sthenotebook, whichone? (where?) Oh no, they all look the same. Who made that decision?! Me! Bold choice, questionable! Wait! Don’t agree! (don't agree!) [Double Time 2 - Extreme Speed Chopper Rap, Dynamic Bass Groove, Unbroken Pace, Continuous Drum Groove] Nonononono I’malmostfinished (almost!) pleaseholdthatthought unlessit’simportant actuallyeverything’simportant (yeah) excepttheunimportantparts whichmattertoo becausetheyholdup theimportantparts andthatremindsme (what?) The fish! Right! Someone microwaved fish at work yesterday. (fish!) That was the story. Worth the detour. (worth it) [Bridge - Sub-Bass Riff Transition, Continuous Drums Keep Playing, Continuous Drum Groove, No Stop] Wait, no, wrong day! Seriously?! (no way) [Final Verse - Dynamic Bass Climax, Dynamic Rap Flow, Uninterrupted Rhythm, Keep Drums Playing] People always ask, How do you think so fast? (so fast) I don’t, that’s the problem, everything arrives at the exact same moment! (boom) Every unfinished thought keeps knocking until I answer, every tiny idea tugs my sleeve (hey) Hey, you forgot me. I did? Let’s go, we’re doing this now! (now!) Maybe it’Messy, maybe it’s exhausting, maybe someday I’ll finally finish one complete (finish it) Oh my god! I remembered why I came here! (what?) Happy birthday! Wrong person, sorry. Actually, while you’re here (wait) [Outro - Spoken Word Outro, Casual Conversational Voice, Melodic Bass Groove Fading] Waitwaitwait! One last thing, actually, never mind. No, come back! Okay bye, wait!
