Simon Says

𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑺𝒂𝒚𝒔 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Lyrics © 2026 Maris S. Simon says, walk like a penguin Simon says, now waddle and spin Simon says, tell me three little lies Simon says, you're a famous star in disguise Flashing lights and striking poses Paparazzis everywhere Stopping traffic for glamour photos Throwing kisses in the air Everybody's wondering who the fuck we are Get outta way, here comes the superstar Simon says, walk like a penguin Simon says, now waddle and spin Simon says, tell me three little lies Simon says, everything is chocolate before your eyes Here we go again Anything can happen Nobody knows when Simon will start yapping Biting, licking, delicious slurping Everything's so sweet Candles, buttons, wavy curtains Wooden tiles below my feet Gnawing like hyenas on the neighbor's junky car Even that juicy burger is a nutty chocolate bar Talk like a robot, walk like a crab Go slurp that hot pot, put a frog in your lap Dance with a broom like a witch on Samhain Clean up my room and then switch up again Wear a sombrero and juggle three pies Do a dance, a silly prance and then advance To shake your hips and do some flips, then wiggle all your fingertips Like a torero, who's waving goodbye Simon says, walk like a penguin Simon says, now waddle and spin Simon says, tell me three little lies Simon says, you're undercover spies Trench coats, hats and secret phrases Hiding behind bushes through the night Changing names and swapping faces Vanish quickly out of sight Sneaking through the supermarket on a secret mission Grab the unmarked box of cookies without raising suspicion Simon says, you're a famous star in disguise Simon says, everything is chocolate (Simon says) before your eyes Simon says, you're undercover spies Simon says, the game's not over, the madness still applies In a game for girls and women, for boys and for men 'Cause Simon says, yes Simon says, let's sing this song again