[intro breathy ahhhhhh singing] [verse] Did i ever tell you that i like meat, i would eat any animal apart from its feet i also wouldnt eat its head or face and to some people this might seem like a waste [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect i once found some meat in a plastic bag i took it home and wiped it off with a rag it smelt a bit strange it was kinda pinky-red i poked it twice to make sure it was dead i thought to myself i should cook it well this was due to the unusual smell i could tell it wasnt that fresh but i was invested in this bit of flesh [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [verse] so i got my pan and heated up some oil fried it both sides then wrapped it up in foil put it in the oven for half an hour i'd also lightly dusted it in flour when i took it out it looked so nice i'd boiled up a pot of long grain rice i added a few chillies it was the style at the time this is how you can tell this meal was mine [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [bridge] i tried to to smell it in case it smelt shit it actually smelt nice with the chillis and rice [musical interlude] [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [verse] i ate it all and i felt just fine just goes to show strange meat can be fine i mean i wouldnt eat it all the time just occasionally with a bottle of wine [musical interlude] [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect [chorus] eating strange meat can be fun cook it well or you'll get the runs dont sue me if it makes you wrecked some of these themes are just for effect
