[Verse 1] I see you sitting over there on your chaise lounge. I'm done with all this thinking, I'm tired of this town. Got a resume and a list of things I'm supposed to be. But honestly, none of it really matters much to me. [Pre-Chorus] I'm shedding my ambition, I'm shedding all my pride. There's really nothing left to hide. Got a one-track mind and a singular request. Wanna put my loyalty to the test. [Chorus] I wanna be your lapdog, yeah, you heard me right. I'll keep your feet warm in the middle of the night. I wanna be your lapdog, I don't need a key. Just let me curl up on the rug where you can step on me. [Verse 2] You can dress me up in sweaters when the weather gets too cold. I'll do exactly what I'm told. Won't talk back, won't argue, won't even make a sound. Just the happiest companion that you've ever found. [Pre-Chorus] I'm over human contact and the complicated needs. I'm just planting simple seeds. Got a one-track mind and it's aimed right at your heart. Let me play the part. [Chorus] I wanna be your lapdog, yeah, you heard me right. I'll keep your feet warm in the middle of the night. I wanna be your lapdog, I don't need a key. Just let me curl up on the rug where you can step on me. [Bridge] No more existential dread, no more pointless fights. Just the calm and quiet nights. The gentle, rhythmic motion of you breathing in your sleep. My love for you is buried deep. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] I wanna be your lapdog, yeah, you heard me right. I'll keep your feet warm in the middle of the night. I wanna be your lapdog, I don't need a key. Just let me curl up on the rug where you can step on me. [Outro] Yeah, put a collar on me. You know you want to. Just tell me I'm a good boy. That's all I need to hear from you.
