[Intro] [distorted electric guitar riff, punchy drums] [Verse 1] [male rap vocals] Swish swish tish, taking the bat and taking a big whack at Bat-man, Bat-man and Robin too You too-too tried to sue, Kansas has an anti-slap I will slap right back at you and crack my motherfucking bat at Bat-man and Robin too [female melodic vocals] Sereen-der-ing, I am protected when I'm speaking my truth You're not so clean, and your life is not a dream [Verse 2] [male rap vocals] That court reporter's gonna look really special Just like I'm walking after school special (ah-ah) I am an after school special, I must have been so special Because he would walk in after school for a private social With one goal, he wanted me to help him with his pole [Chorus] [female melodic vocals] It's too late, you opened the gate, I'm flooding the scene Exposing you're not so clean, Bat-man and Robin too How fucking dare you, was it a dare that went too far? [Verse 3] [male rap vocals] Fair? Nah, not for me, and you see I'm spitting even though he said you have to swallow I can't take a drink, Dr. Pecker, 'cause that's what he gave me after the swallow of his pecker Swish this bitch out with that bat, Bat-man and Robin too [Chorus] [female melodic vocals] Sereen-der-ing, I am protected when I'm speaking my truth You're not so clean, and your life is not a dream [Verse 4] [male rap vocals] Baby's got her blue jeans on, as he kept trying to take mine off No, I'm wrong right here in this song, he only cared about getting his jock-rocks off Sereen-der-ing, take another pill, oh she's off fast asleep Now he'll go creep, he tucked her in the sheets Then went to my kid's room to make sure she stayed quiet Is that why Sereen-der-ing agreed to feed her melatonin? She never toned it, I can only imagine all the time that he peeped Wait, peeps while she sleeps and eats her cakes too Just like Sue bringing my fat ass back and taking my whack at Bat-man and Robin too [Chorus] [female melodic vocals] Sereen-der-ing, I am protected when I'm speaking my truth You're not so clean, and your life is not a dream [Bridge] [male rap vocals] Mine's been a motherfucking nightmare and it's all because you said go get ice cream You know the expression when people say ice cream, ice cream, we all scream for ice cream I wanna fucking scream every time someone told me to go get ice cream Oh, but he'll give you special treats, you can drive his car, not too far Wait, put your mouth here, hold still, swallow the pecker No, I'm fine, I recall I was not having a ball And now I'm bringing my bat and I'm taking my whack With Kansas having my back, anti-slap, I will slap right back at you and crack my motherfucking bat [Chorus] [female melodic vocals] At Bat-man and Robin too, Sereen-der-ing I am protected when I'm speaking my truth You're not so clean, and your life is not a dream [Outro] [male rap vocals] Senile, penile, denial, see why you all were living your lives She's been deeply destroying me, self-destruction follows me as I try to escape that hold on me I'm fucking free! Yeah! This bitch don't sleep 'til the sun peaks Senile, penile, denial, see why? Menopause, cocaine, prescriptions versus Mary Jane [female melodic vocals] You'll see Sereen-der-ing, my life hasn't been a dream But I'm stepping onto the scene, I got that bat and Kansas anti-slap [shouted] Woo!
