Where's My Blunt

[Verse 1] I know I had some weed around here I saw it yesterday, it was perfectly clear Check the table, check the drawer Check the jacket that I wore Found the weed, alright, we're good Now where's the grinder? Like I knew I would Under the couch, behind the chair Why is there so many cats under there? [Chorus] Where's my blunt? Where's my blunt? I just rolled it up Where's my blunt? I had it in my hand I swear I had a plan Where's my blunt? Where the hell's my blunt? [Verse 2] Okay, got the grinder, got the weed Now I need a lighter, that's all I need Check the kitchen, check the bed Check the pockets of these pants instead Found a lighter, beautiful day But this one's dead, so throw it away Found another, now we're back Wait a minute—whys the cat staring at me? [Chorus] Where's my blunt? Where's my blunt? I just rolled it up Where's my blunt? I had it in my hand I swear I had a plan Where's my blunt? Where the hell's my blunt? [Verse 3] Found the papers, found the tip Got the whole operation equipped Grind it up, roll it tight Took me twenty minutes, but I finally got it right Spark it up, take a breath Finally made it through the quest Set it down for just a second Now it's gone—this can't be happening Not again why's that cat still staring at me [Chorus] Where's my blunt? Where's my blunt? I just rolled it up Where's my blunt? I had it in my hand I swear I had a plan Where's my blunt? Where the hell's my blunt? [Bridge] Look on the table Look on the floor Look in the kitchen Look by the door Look in my pocket Look in the chair Look at the cat Why's he just staring over here? [Breakdown] WHERE'S MY BLUNT?! [Pause] ...I just had it. [Final Chorus] Where's my blunt? Where's my blunt? I just rolled it up Where's my blunt? I found the weed I found the grinder I found the lighter I found the papers But where's my blunt? Where the hell's my blunt? [Outro] Oh... It's in my hand. It's in my hand.