[Spooky Intro] [Wind howling] [Clock strikes midnight] Rick was sleeping peacefully On Halloween night Till something in his wallet Didn't feel quite right… [Phone notification] DING! Rick opened one eye “FUQ… what now?” [Low monster growl] HOOOOODL… Rick sat up “What the FUQ was that?” HOOOOOOODL USSSSS… [Verse 1] Rick grabbed his phone At a quarter past twelve Opened up his wallet Nearly scared himself Tokens he bought Way back in the day Down ninety-nine percent But they wouldn't go away! One was down bad One had no chart One lost liquidity Before it could start Rick tried hiding 'em Deep in a folder Then something behind him Tapped his shoulder… [Monster Voice] YOU STILL HOLD MEEEE! [Rick] AHHHH! FUQ! [Chorus] IT'S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! Dead coins crawling back! Down ninety-nine percent But they still want another chance! NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! They're scratching at the door! Rick yelled “I SOLD YOU!” They yelled “CHECK YOUR WALLET ONCE MORE!” HODL! HODL! HODL US! [Rick] GET THE FUQ OUTTA HERE! [Verse 2] First came a zombie coin Dragging half a chart Said “You bought me at the top And you broke my little heart” Then came another With a contract in its hand “No website No Telegram But we still got a PLAN!” Rick said “You rugged!” Coin said “FALSE!” Rick said “Dev left!” Coin said “PAUSE!” Rick said “Liquidity's gone!” Coin said “TEMPORARY!” Rick said “Your market cap's twelve dollars!” [Silence] Coin whispered… “BULLISH.” [Spooky organ solo] [Verse 3] Then the floor started shaking Wallet started glowing Every dead token Rick forgot he was holding Crawled from the blockchain Covered in dust Screaming “DIAMOND HANDS!” “COMMUNITY!” “TRUST!” One had no volume One couldn't sell One had a Telegram That looked straight outta hell One screamed “UTILITY!” Rick said “WHERE?!” The zombie pointed nowhere Rick just stared… [Chorus] IT'S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! Dead coins crawling back! No volume for six months But somebody says “WE'RE BACK!” NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! They're rising from the chain! Every bag Rick buried Came to haunt his ass again! HODL! HODL! HODL US! [Rick] YOU'VE BEEN DEAD SINCE FEBRUARY! [Bridge] Then Lord KEK walked in Calm as could be Looked around the room Then looked at Rick Then looked at the zombie tokens Then back at Rick… [Lord KEK] “You bought all this shit?” [Rick] “…maybe.” [Lord KEK] “At the top?” [Rick] “Can we not do this right now?” [Breakdown] DEAD BAG! NO VOLUME! DEAD BAG! DEV GONE! DEAD BAG! LP EMPTY! DEAD BAG! “COMMUNITY STRONG!” [Rick] NO IT AIN'T! [Monster Choir] HOOOOOODL! [Rick] NO! HOOOOOODL! [Rick] FUQ NO! HOOOOOODL! [Rick] I'M SELLING! [Record scratch] [Monster Choir] YOU CAN'T! [Rick] …why? [Monster Voice] NO LIQUIDITY! [Everyone screams] [Final Chorus] IT'S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! Every degen knows! You think that token's dead Till your old portfolio grows! NIGHT OF THE LIVING BAGS! From the crypt into the chain! Every coin you ever aped Is coming back again! So lock your wallet! Hide your seed! Don't answer random DMs And for the love of KEK STOP BUYING EVERYTHING YOU SEE! [Outro] Morning finally came The monsters disappeared Rick looked around the room Everything was clear He grabbed his phone Saw a brand-new coin Three minutes old… Rick stared at it Lord KEK stared at Rick Rick stared at Lord KEK [Rick whispers] “Looks kinda bullish…” [Lord KEK] “RICK, NO.” [Rick] “FUQ it.” [BUY BUTTON] DING! [Thunder] [Maniacal laughter] TO BE CONTINUED…
