[Verse 1] He sits on the porch in his faded jeans Sippin' sweet tea, smilin' mean She'd cross that yard in her workday shoes And he'd get that look like he just got news He'd tip his hat, then lean right in Say, "Baby, there she goes again" She'd roll her eyes, he'd grin so wide Like he just won first place in pride [Pre-Chorus] He'd wait till her shadow passed him by Then he'd square his shoulders, clear his sky With that slow grin, that country flair He'd throw it out into the air [Chorus] Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd crow it loud, she'd start kickin' (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd laugh so hard he'd nearly fall Just teasing her through it all Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?) [Verse 2] She'd grab a pie and shake her head "Boy, you best hush what you just said" But she'd hide that smile behind her cup 'Cause she knew he was just acting up He'd puff his chest, then flap his arms Strut around like he owned the farm She'd toss a biscuit, say, "You clown" He'd catch it, bow, and spin around [Pre-Chorus] Then he'd wait for her to turn away And he'd hit that line the same old way With a wink, a squint, and a drawl so deep He'd wake the hens from a country sleep [Chorus] Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd crow it loud, she'd start kickin' (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd laugh so hard he'd nearly fall Just teasing her through it all Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?) [Bridge] One day she plopped him in a chair Said, "You keep teasing, I don't care" "But if you want to keep that grin" "You better outrun me now and then" So he took off fast through the feed-bin dust Laughing hard like the whole world must She yelled, "Come back, you rooster fool!" He hollered, "Honey, that's my rule!" [Chorus] Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd crow it loud, she'd start kickin' (Did you see the size of that chicken?) He'd laugh so hard he'd nearly fall Just teasing her through it all Did you see the size of that chicken? (Did you see the size of that chicken?)
