[Verse] A man once said to me "Hey you gotta try this thing" He explained with great intent The ancient art of Perineum Sunning [Chorus] So I lifted my legs to the sky With my b-hole exposed to the light Everything changed overnight And for the first time I felt alive [Verse 2] I moved to the coast I got the girl of my dreams My confidence was through the roof And my bank account was obscene All from Perineum Sunning [Chorus] But then the doctor called me in He said "Son I've got some bad news for you" I got skin cancer on my taint And I died within a month or two All from Perineum Sunning
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