[Intro] [fast, chaotic beats with distorted synths] ああ! かわいい! 私はアニメのプリンセス Sparkles, bows, magical girl powers, oh no~! 彼を見た！彼を見た [glitchy giggling, static, and breakbeats] [Verse 1] She’s got pigtails, pink hair dye, Sailor Moon hoodie, stars in her eyes! Cringe in every message sent, Every ‘Nani?!’ makes him wince. Sends him fan art, "See my skills?" Drawing hearts with Ghibli feels! Follows him home, calls him "Senpai!" "Notice me!" – He’s like, "Uh, why?" [Chorus] すごい！– She’s crazy obsessed! Stalker mode, she won’t take a rest! "バカな外人!" – He texts his friend, How’d this get so weird? When will it end? 何でだよ – he sighs, but she’s near, Kawaii crush… but he’s filled with fear! [Bridge] [fast-paced, glitchy instrumental with random anime catchphrases] かわいいです！ ちょっと待って Shoujo dreams are breaking fast, This love is something that won’t last. [Verse 2] In his DM’s, it’s all memes, Calls him "Onii-chan" in her dreams! Photoshop wedding, dressed as Tifa, He’s like, "Stop, I don’t need ya!" Cosplay date at every con, She thinks they’re in love – he’s gone! But she’s always there, round every bend, "Why don’t you love me?" – Time to pretend… [Chorus] すごい！– She’s crazy obsessed! Stalker mode, she won’t take a rest! "Baka na gaijin!" – He texts his friend, How’d this get so weird? When will it end? 何でだよ – he sighs, but she’s near, Kawaii crush… but he’s filled with fear! [Outro] [fast, high-pitched beats, random Japanese interjections] ああ、無理だよ！ 彼は逃げる、でも彼女は... Stuck in anime delusion land, This isn’t going as she planned! [distorted laugh, song glitches and fades]
