[Verse 1] On the wooden floor, paws went wide Tail drew a question mark beside Face error flashing, legs broke down You wore that tumble like a crown [Verse 2] Upside-down and belly-up Little pink tongue, one crooked shrug The sign said, “This is NOT a cat” But Mylo, you were more than that [Pre-Chorus] Zero grace, no feline poise Just a heavy, hollow thudding noise Operating system crashed mid-jump Spilled your fur into a floppy lump [Chorus] Mylo, Mylo, face-first flop Sloppy Cat No. 1 won't stop Mylo, Mylo, take that drop You turned a failed-out landing into the top [Verse 3] Paws point North while your head points West Physics gave up, said “You win the test” Are you liquid? Are you dough? Which way's up? We'll never know! A total leg breakdown on display And you're just chillin' in the weirdest way [Verse 4] Big bold banner stamped above: "FAILED!" in black, but full of love Face error glitched, eyes turned to space Defying gravity right on your face! [Bridge] Other cats land on four feet clean— Majestic, sleek, a panther queen. Mylo lands like a sack of soup, A full-body crash in a single loop! No bones detected, no shame in sight, Just pure derp shining burning bright! [Chorus] Mylo, Mylo, face-first flop Sloppy Cat No. 1 won't stop Mylo, Mylo, take that drop You turned a failed-out landing into the top [Outro] Sloppy Cat No. 1 is here! No center of gravity, no fear! System reboot... blep still stuck! Wipe the floor and blame bad luck! Mylo, you're the top!
