[Intro – Spoken] Now I ain’t sayin’ he’s stubborn… …but if common sense was a rodeo… he’d buy front-row tickets… and still climb the fence. ⸻ [Verse 1] He said, “Bet you won’t!” I said, “Buddy, just watch!” Next thing you know… I’m standin’ on a jukebox. Whole bar hollerin’, “Don’t do that, son!” By the time they finished… Well… it was already done. He tipped his hat, Said, “That ain’t enough.” I grinned so wide, Said, “Boy, call my bluff!” ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] One bad idea… Needs one more. That’s about all… We’re good for! ⸻ [Chorus] Bet you won’t! “YES I WILL!” Bet you can’t! “WATCH ME STILL!” One-up… Two-up… Three-up… Go! Nobody knows… How far we’ll go! Everybody laughin’, Everybody shoutin’, Bartender yellin’, “Boys! Cut it out then!” Bet you won’t! ⸻ [Verse 2] He balanced three chairs… I balanced four. He kicked open one… I kicked open the door. He climbed on the bar… I climbed the sign. Somebody yelled, “Those boys ain’t right!” The fiddle got faster… The piano caught fire. Not really… But that’s what we’d tell ya! ⸻ [Bridge] Some folks gamble… Some folks race. We just compete… At bein’ misplaced. Nobody loses… Nobody wins. Tomorrow night… We’ll do it again! ⸻ [Fiddle / Piano Trade] (Hot fiddle break) (Pounding rockabilly piano answers) (Telecaster chicken-pickin’) “Come on, boys!” ⸻ [Final Chorus] Bet you won’t! “YES I WILL!” Bet you can’t! “WATCH ME STILL!” Raise ’em higher! Laugh out loud! Got the whole dang bar Singin’ proud! One more story… One more round! Till common sense… Can’t be found! Everybody together! BET… YOU… WON’T!! ⸻ [Outro – Spoken] He still says… …he won. Bless his heart. (Laughter, bar cheers, fiddle ending)
