[Intro - immediate distorted electric guitar riff, punchy live drums] [Male Vocals - rhythmic rap] Closing time, chairs on tables, mop the floor, wipe down the cables, fryer off, grill gone cold, something in the grease trap just grabbed hold. [Male Vocals - building rap] Metal lid jumps. Once. Then twice. Something underneath it doesn't sound like mice. Manager says leave it, morning crew can check. Then the whole damn counter starts to fucking shake. [Male Vocals - tense] Yeah. Morning crew can fuck themselves. [Heavy guitar riff] [Female Vocals - aggressive rap] Back door locked. Front gate down. Something wet starts dragging itself around. Hear it breathing underneath the grill, then a greasy little hand comes crawling over the sill. [Female Vocals - building shout-rap] ONE HAND! TWO! THEN A FUCKING HEAD! LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT SHOULD'VE STAYED DEAD! TEETH IN THE FAT! BONES IN THE SLIME! THIS THING'S BEEN EATING FROM THE TRAP FOR FUCKING YEARS! [Female Vocals - powerful aggressive chorus] FOOD COURT! DINNER'S SERVED! SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN HAS A FUCKING NERVE! FOOD COURT! LOCK IT DOWN! [Male Vocals - screamed] THAT GREASY MOTHERFUCKER ATE THE WHOLE DAMN COUNTER! [Male Vocals - screamed] NOW IT'S COMING BACK FOR MORE! [Instrumental - bouncing heavy rapcore riff] [Male Vocals - extended rapid rap] Thing hits the floor with a horrible slap, eight feet long and dripping fryer fat, plastic forks stuck all over its hide, half a fucking menu hanging off its side. [Male Vocals - rapid shout-rap] THROW A CHAIR! THING EATS THAT! TRASH CAN NEXT! THING EATS THAT! MOP GOES IN! MOP DISAPPEARS! [Male Vocals - shouted] STOP FUCKING FEEDING IT EVERYTHING IN HERE! [Female Vocals - aggressive rap] It turns toward the freezer. Stops halfway. Sniffs the air. French fry on the floor. Thing forgets us instantly. [Female Vocals - quiet] Oh. [Female Vocals - building] It likes fries. [Heavy guitar hit] [Male Vocals - shouted] WEAPONIZE THE POTATOES! [Female Vocals - rapid shout-rap] GRAB EVERY BAG! FROZEN OR COOKED! THROW THEM LEFT! KEEP THAT BASTARD LOOKING! TRAIL TO THE BACK! STRAIGHT TO THE DOOR! MONSTER FOLLOWS FRIES LIKE IT'S NEVER EATEN BEFORE! [Female Vocals - rapid shout-rap] ONE BY THE SINK! THREE DOWN THE HALL! WHOLE FUCKING HANDFUL THROWN OVER THE WALL! KEEP IT MOVING! DON'T LET IT TURN! [Female Vocals - shouted] WHY THE FUCK IS THE DEEP FRYER BURNING?! [Breakdown - heavy syncopated guitar and drums] [Male Vocals - furious shout-rap] THING SMELLS OIL! CHANGES COURSE! SLAMS THROUGH THE COUNTER LIKE A GREASY FUCKING HORSE! FRYER TIPS! HOT OIL SPILLS! MONSTER HITS THE FLOOR AND THE WHOLE ROOM FILLS! [Male Vocals - extended shout-rap] SMOKE! STEAM! SPRINKLERS ON! THING GETS UP LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG! SLIME ON THE TILES! GREASE ON THE WALL! THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING FOOD SAFETY VIOLATION OF ALL! [Instrumental - frantic guitar riff] [Female Vocals - powerful aggressive chorus] FOOD COURT! DINNER'S SERVED! SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN HAS A FUCKING NERVE! FOOD COURT! BURN IT DOWN! [Male Vocals - screamed] THROW EVERY FUCKING FRENCH FRY THAT WE'VE GOT LEFT NOW! [Male Vocals - screamed] GET THAT BASTARD OUT THE DOOR! [Female Vocals - rapid shout-rap] BAG RIPS OPEN! FRIES EVERYWHERE! THING HITS THE TRAIL WITHOUT A FUCKING CARE! BACK DOOR OPENS! PARKING LOT CLEAR! THROW THE LAST HANDFUL— [Female Vocals - shouted] GET IT OUT OF HERE! [Male Vocals - rapid shout-rap] MONSTER GOES THROUGH! SLAM THE DOOR! BODY HITS METAL FROM THE OTHER SIDE ONCE MORE! LOCK THE BOLT! STACK THE CHAIRS! THING STARTS EATING EVERY FUCKING FRY OUT THERE! [Male Vocals - building] Banging stops. Scratching stops. Nothing. [Instrumental drops to heavy bass and guitar] [Female Vocals - tense] Kitchen wrecked. Counter gone. Grease trap open. Half the freezer on the lawn. [Female Vocals - building] But we're still here. And it's outside. [Female Vocals - powerful final chorus] FOOD COURT! DINNER'S DONE! CLOSE THE KITCHEN, WE HAVE FUCKING WON! FOOD COURT! SHUT IT DOWN! [Male Vocals - screamed] NO MORE FUCKING FRIES! [Male Vocals - screamed] GET THAT SIGN TURNED AROUND! [Outro - heavy guitar riff] [PA System] Attention customers. The food court is now closed. [Heavy guitar hit] [Male Vocals - distant scream] NO FUCKING SHIT! [Final distorted guitar chord]
