I rise from the trench with the pressure behind me, [BLOOP] whole kingdoms go silent the second they find me. I am Neptune, the rage underneath every tide, with a storm in my lungs and the dead at my side. [SPLASH-SPLASH] I don't knock, I collapse every gate, drag a fleet through the black where the cold things wait. My trident hums violence, three points full of thunder, one swing splits the sea and pulls warships under. [GLUB-GLUB] I was patient, now patience is gone, every reef turns red when my battle horn's on. I command every shark, every eel, every beast, and they circle your hull like they're ready to feast. I don't threaten, I demonstrate wrath, carve a whirlpool through armies and erase every path. [SKRRRT-SPLASH] Let the captains all pray to the sky, I own everything wet, so their prayers still die. Then I rise through the foam, armored black, eyes blue, and the last thing your crew sees is me coming through. [WHOOSH-WAVE] I swing and the horizon gets severed, ships fold in half like they never were tethered. I summon the kraken, let tentacles climb, wrap towers in coils and crush stone into grime. [GLUB-GLUB-GLUB] Every scream gets drowned in the roar, every coward gets swept from the deck to the floor. [CRACK-SPLASH] My current hits hard as a siege, rips armor from soldiers and splinters the bridge. [BUBBLE-BURST] I have buried the bold and the vain, built a reef from the wreckage of men seeking fame. Their banners still wave in the caves where they fell, while the current keeps chanting their downfall like bells. I have no mercy for traitors who creep, no safe little harbor, no promise to keep. I flood every tunnel, I shatter each wall, make the proud taste the depth when the dark waters call. [DEEP-DIVE] My horses are foam with green fire in their eyes, they stampede over waves under bruised purple skies. My chariot cuts trenches through fleets in a line, leaving broken masts floating like warning signs. You can run toward the shore, but the shore answers me, I can raise it, erase it, or drown it at sea. I pull every river straight out of its bed, send it charging through cities with vengeance ahead. [TIDE-UP] When I roar, all the trenches awake, ancient monsters uncoil and the seabed will shake. Serpents rise with their jaws opened wide, while I march through the surf with the moon at my side. My beard drips storms, my crown carries frost, every jewel is a nation that challenged and lost. I don't bargain with kings, I dismantle their pride, drag their statues below where the barnacles hide every face, every boast, every lie they engraved, till their legends rot down in the darkness they braved. [BLOOP-BLOOP] I am older than fear in the chest, I have watched empires bloom, then I drowned all the rest. When the surface forgets who controls every breath, I send waves like battalions and rain down death. My fury has weight, my silence has teeth, there are armies of bones in the canyons beneath. I walk where the sunlight is crushed into black, and the creatures bow low when they feel my attack. [SONAR-PING] Hear that pulse? That's the warning too late, that's my trident unlocking the mouth of your fate. One point commands storms, one commands every grave, one tears open the earth underneath every wave. I strike once, the sea boils; twice, mountains split; three times, even gods know it's time to submit. [SPLASH] I am not some soft tale that the sailors recite, I am rage with a crown, I am pressure and night. I am Neptune enraged, I am war in the foam, and the whole seven seas are the walls of my home. Come trespass, come boast, bring your strongest brigade, I'll turn all of their courage to rust in the shade. [GLUB-GLUB] Then I'll stand where the broken ships lean, trident raised, ocean raging, still crowned and supreme. Let the thunder announce what the drowned already know: when King Neptune gets angry, no enemy goes.
