[Verse 1] Down in Tallahassee where the gators run free Joedy’s out wrastlin’ ‘em just for the fun of it, see Fixes your truck at the dealership lot Big Bubba smile and a handshake that’ll never get caught Schuckin’ them oysters when the sun goes down low Boiled peanuts and hush puppies, ya know? [Chorus] Big Bubba Joedy, the man of the town Truck don’t work but that don’t slow him down Odometer froze but hell that’s a plus Fuel gauge lyin’ so you never know when it’s quit Keeps you guessin’, keeps you on your toes Big Bubba from the south, everybody knows [Verse 2] Mocha jumping on everyone without cause Little shit Cosmo, the Taco Bell chihuahua, boss Little Girl Pepper, shaky and scared being mean Watchin’ Stranger Things and demons from hell in between Livin’ in the boonies where the humidity’s a crime Sweat runnin’ rivers and the air’s thick as time [Chorus] Big Bubba Joedy, the man of the town Truck don’t work but that don’t slow him down Odometer froze but hell that’s a plus Fuel gauge lyin’ so you never know when it’s quit Keeps you guessin’, keeps you on your toes Big Bubba from the south, everybody knows [Bridge] Steve the Turkey locked up in that cage out back Large killer bird with a murderous attack One wrong look and he’ll end your whole day But Joedy just laughs and throws him some hay Humidity from hell and a truck that won’t quit Right in front of the house, there is a big pit [Verse 3] Rockin’ on the porch at the Cracker Barrel lot Playin’ checkers with the old men till the gravy gets hot Waitin’ forty-five minutes just to get a damn seat Buyin’ a wooden sign that says “Bless This Mess” and some peppermint treats Boiled peanuts, hush puppies, Waffle House grease That’s the holy trinity down here in the Southeast Humidity from hell and a truck that won’t quit [Final Chorus – bigger] Big Bubba Joedy, the man of the town Truck don’t work but that don’t slow him down Odometer froze but hell that’s a plus Fuel gauge lyin’ so you never know when it’s quit Keeps you guessin’, keeps you on your toes Big Bubba from the south, everybody knows [Outro] Yeah… Big Bubba Holdin’ it down Tallahassee bound
