Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, Siri… how big will a broken nose grow? Eyes, ears, mouth, and nose, Is that nude lipstick on Davy’s coat?! Wait—no. If I’m a ten-ish, does he love me less?! Oh my god, Becky, I’m a total mess! You threw that football so hard a facial catastrophe It’s a front-page story about my nose For the whole school to see! Most of my features are fine, thank God But right in the middle it’s all I see It’s taking over my entire face— A monument the world can totally see! The last thing I expected when I walked through that door Was a pigskin spiraling towards me like a guided missile of war! What will Davy think? He’ll swear I’m ugly, it’s so red! Like yesterday I was a perfect ten Now I’m a ten-ish instead Will he settle for a ten-ish girl? Or will Davy dump me for Sally Fawcett? Who’s built like a fucking Polly Pocket If he chases her, he can go toss it! Oh my god Becky, What do I do about my nose? “Not your nose, it’s you I’m after” That’s all I needed to hear Everyone swears he’s been around I’ve no idea what they’re talking about A nail tech called him sweetie A hostess called him sexy Davy is so popular His phone blows up constantly A waitress called him honey A stripper called him babe Like that is so charming How many friends he’s made He’s just a social butterfly, A textbook Gemini! It’s totally innocent, of course, So why am I about to cry? Now what will Davy think? He’s on stories with a girl all week. You all know I’m a total ten, But now I’m rocking ten-ish chic. He winks at his bunch yeah all the time, His local brady gives him free wine. Wait… I think I’m onto something… Oh my god, Becky! What if it’s all because of my nose!? “No it’s NOT your nose I’m after” Is exactly what he said When I floated off the bleachers As we shared a kiss instead I saw pink and nude stains On the collar of his coat… I told him I don’t have those colors As we stepped onto his boat… “Not your nose, it’s you im after” And that’s all I needed to hear Everybody says they’re warning me But the message isn’t clear “It’s not your nose I’m after” That’s exactly what he said And like, I swear I’d trust that boy forever Based on one thing that he said
