[NDC] Kingcrab King

Nordic Discord Challenge 
Genre: Acid Jazz Crunk
Theme: The King

Lyrics:

Tip toe on the shoreline (shhh)
Hide your snacks (hide ’em!)
Brace yourself (uh oh)
’Cause the claws are out and the crown is ON! (all hail!)

He’s The King! (The King!)
Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!)
Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (swag walk!)
Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (bow down!)
Everybody knows, he’s The King! (hail the crab!)

He’s the Kingcrab, baby, ruler of the sand (yes sir!)
Got a throne made of driftwood, empire so grand (so grand!)
He struts sideways but his ego walks straight (facts!)
He once pinched a seagull just for showin’ up late (too late!)

He’s got barnacle bling, seaweed cape on his back (bling bling!)
He don’t need no army, he is the attack (boom!)
He’s the monarch of the tide, the sultan of the shore (all rise!)
If you drop your lunch near him, it’s his now, for sure (snack tax!)

He’s The King! (The King!)
Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!)
Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (side to side!)
Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (kneel!)
Everybody knows, he’s The King! (kingcrab season!)

He’s got swagger in his shell, attitude in his stare (ooh!)
He once challenged a lobster, lobster didn’t dare (didn’t move!)
He’s the heavyweight champ of the tidal zone (undisputed!)
He’ll steal your beach chair and call it his throne (mine now!)

He’s got sandcastle servants, hermit crabs on patrol (watch out!)
He taxes beach snacks as part of his toll (pay up!)
He’s the Kingcrab, baby, royal to the core (royalty!)
Even dolphins gossip ’bout him offshore (hee-hee!)

Hear ye, hear ye (attention!)
By order of The King (all hail!)
All snacks, sandals, and unattended coolers (hand ’em over!)
Are now property of the crown (crown business!)

He’s The King! (THE KING!)
Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!)
Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (smooth with it!)
Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (bow down now!)
Everybody knows, he’s The King! (long live the crab!)

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Nordic Discord Challenge Genre: Acid Jazz Crunk Theme: The King Lyrics: Tip toe on the shoreline (shhh) Hide your snacks (hide ’em!) Brace yourself (uh oh) ’Cause the claws are out and the crown is ON! (all hail!) He’s The King! (The King!) Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!) Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (swag walk!) Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (bow down!) Everybody knows, he’s The King! (hail the crab!) He’s the Kingcrab, baby, ruler of the sand (yes sir!) Got a throne made of driftwood, empire so grand (so grand!) He struts sideways but his ego walks straight (facts!) He once pinched a seagull just for showin’ up late (too late!) He’s got barnacle bling, seaweed cape on his back (bling bling!) He don’t need no army, he is the attack (boom!) He’s the monarch of the tide, the sultan of the shore (all rise!) If you drop your lunch near him, it’s his now, for sure (snack tax!) He’s The King! (The King!) Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!) Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (side to side!) Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (kneel!) Everybody knows, he’s The King! (kingcrab season!) He’s got swagger in his shell, attitude in his stare (ooh!) He once challenged a lobster, lobster didn’t dare (didn’t move!) He’s the heavyweight champ of the tidal zone (undisputed!) He’ll steal your beach chair and call it his throne (mine now!) He’s got sandcastle servants, hermit crabs on patrol (watch out!) He taxes beach snacks as part of his toll (pay up!) He’s the Kingcrab, baby, royal to the core (royalty!) Even dolphins gossip ’bout him offshore (hee-hee!) Hear ye, hear ye (attention!) By order of The King (all hail!) All snacks, sandals, and unattended coolers (hand ’em over!) Are now property of the crown (crown business!) He’s The King! (THE KING!) Click clack claws with that royal swing (click clack!) Marchin’ sideways like it ain’t no thing (smooth with it!) Bow to the crustacean overlord cling cling (bow down now!) Everybody knows, he’s The King! (long live the crab!)

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