[Intro — Spoken, with bass walking in] “So… you wanna know a mage?” [Verse 1 — Semi-spoken, bouncy] Name’s Anubikon — mana in my grin, Blink through the market, spin–spin–spin. Not your average robe-wearing bore, Bake arcane cake — and blast it through the door. Portals? Sure! Where you wanna go? Oops, I sneezed — you’re in Tanaris, bro! No doom and gloom — no war, no strife, Just slow fall, then… push for a little flight! [Chorus — Sung, swinging] Arcane magic is there to have fun, Glitter and giggles, pranks on the run. Zap, blink, bedazzle the air, Levitate chairs, re-style your hair. Why all the grumpin’? Why all the glum? Arcane magic is there to have fun! [Verse 2 — Semi-spoken, bouncy] My cousin Koriadan — frosty old chap, Ice in his staff and a frown in his lap. Reads dusty scrolls like they’re holy vows, Stares so cold — could freeze a cow. “Discipline, focus, control your flow…” Ugh, cousin — Winterspring called, ya know? Banned my portals — “abuse of space!” Just ’cause I sent his date to the wrong place. [Chorus — Sung, swinging] Arcane magic is there to have fun, Glitter and giggles, pranks on the run. Zap, blink, bedazzle the air, Levitate chairs, re-style your hair. Serious mages? I’d rather shun — Arcane magic is there to have fun! [Bridge — Spoken, playful] Look… I love him, but he’s icy as sin, One more lecture and I’m blowin’ the inn. Baked him a cake with a polymorph core, One bite — now he oinks when he snores! [Final Chorus — Sung, upbeat] Arcane magic is there to have fun, Glitter and giggles, pranks on the run. Zap, blink, bedazzle the air, Levitate chairs, re-style your hair. Come on, Koriadan — loosen that bun, Arcane magic is there to have fun! [Outro — Spoken, cheeky] “And that’s how you mage.”
