<Cellphone Ringing> Hello What!? My google business listing is outta date!? I DONT CARE!! Callin' me They keep callin' me Tryna keep my mind on the task at hand Tryna do my job Tryna stay focused And somehow they have the timing Of a marching band! Yeah Junk calls Screen says probable SPAM And it just keeps ringing All I get is junk calls Junk calls I'm tryna work here And you keep tryna ring in I'm tellin' ya right now My patience is runnin' really thin If I could stick my hand thru the phone I'd beat your ass With my dog's favorite cow bone! One day I thought I had it all figured out Had the idea that I'd just put it on vibrate So I'm working elbow deep in this machine That thing started jumpin' in my pocket And my shorts were no longer clean!! Now we have our favorite Apps installed It was bad enough When we only got called Now we gotta deal With someone named Candy Sending SPAM texts Swearing she aint bald! Junk calls Shit calls I'm sick and tired of this shit Gotta have the phone for work But I dont haveta like it one little bit I guess I shouldn't complain About first world problems But I'm goin' to just the same Now I have it locked down so tight That nobody can get thru Just leave a message And I'll get back to you
