[INTRO – Quiet country porch. Soft cello plucking, gentle violin. No crowd.] [JB – DEEP GRITTY MALE VOICE, SPOKEN] Now that’s what I’m talking about. Just me, Seren, and a little porch pickin’. [SEREN – SOFT FEMALE VOICE, SPOKEN] Hey, JB… are you expecting company? [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] Nope. Why? [Old pickup approaching on gravel] [SEREN – FEMALE, SPOKEN] Well, somebody’s coming up your driveway. [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] Well, I’ll be damned. That’s Mama and Paw Paw! [Truck door closes] [PAW PAW – OLD RASPY MALE VOICE] Heard y’all been doing some pickin’! Figured we’d come show you how it’s done! [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] Paw Paw, you challenging us? [PAW PAW – OLD MALE VOICE] Boy, get that cello ready! [Fast fiddle riff] [VERSE 1 – JB ONLY, DEEP BARITONE RHYTHMIC RAP] Saturday evening, sun hanging low, Me and Seren making music nice and slow. She’s got her violin, I got my cello, Everything peaceful till we heard that old fellow. Paw Paw stepped out with a fiddle in his hand, Mama grabbed her mandolin, said, “Let’s hear your band!” I looked at Seren, she looked back at me, Two old-school legends wanting World War Three! [JB – SPOKEN] Alright, Paw Paw. Ladies first! [ROUND ONE – INSTRUMENTAL] [Seren plays 8 bars of beautiful, fast violin] [Paw Paw answers with 8 bars of wild Southern fiddle] [Violin and fiddle trade increasingly faster melodies] [No singing] [JB – SPOKEN] Seren… I think he’s showing off. [SEREN – FEMALE, SPOKEN] Then let’s give him something to worry about! [CHORUS – JB ONLY, MELODIC BARITONE] It’s a porch pickin’ showdown, Let them strings fly! Fiddle screaming thunder, Violin touching sky! Mama’s got the rhythm, Paw Paw’s got the soul, I got a cello that’ll shake this porch Right down to the floor! Ain’t nobody backing down tonight, Four sets of strings and a whole lot of fight! Old school, new school, let that music roll, We’re having us a front porch showdown! [VERSE 2 – JB ONLY, RHYTHMIC RAP] Mama took a seat, gave her strings a little twist, Said, “Boy, you ain’t heard nothing quite like this.” She started picking, fingers moving so fast, Sounded like a freight train rolling out the past. I dropped my cello low, started thumping that beat, Had the whole wooden porch shaking under our feet. She hit a run, I hit a slide, Paw Paw started laughing, nearly splitting his side! [JB – SPOKEN] Alright, Mama. Let’s see what you got! [ROUND TWO – INSTRUMENTAL] [Mama plays 8 bars of lightning-fast mandolin] [JB answers with 8 bars of deep rhythmic cello] [Mandolin and cello trade powerful riffs] [Subtle hip-hop beat enters beneath acoustic instruments] [No singing] [PAW PAW – OLD MALE VOICE, SPOKEN] Well, I’ll be! That boy’s got a little something! [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] Little something? Paw Paw, I ain’t even started! [VERSE 3 – JB ONLY, FAST SOUTHERN RAP] Now the fiddle’s going crazy, And the violin’s on fire, Mama’s picking mandolin, Taking everybody higher! Chello hitting low, Old boots hitting wood, Four people on a porch Making something mighty good! No fancy stage lights, No million-dollar show, Just a little family music And a whole lot of soul! [BREAKDOWN – MUSIC STOPS] [PAW PAW – OLD MALE, SPOKEN] Hold on there, boy. You know what makes a good musician? [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] What’s that, Paw Paw? [PAW PAW – OLD MALE, SPOKEN] Knowing when to play… And knowing when to listen. [Short pause] [JB – SOFT DEEP BARITONE, SUNG] Funny how a little music Can remind you where you’re from. Every note they taught us Lives in everything we’ve done. [BUILD – Fiddle, violin, cello and mandolin enter one by one] [FINAL CHORUS – JB ONLY, POWERFUL MELODIC BARITONE] It’s a porch pickin’ showdown, Let them strings fly! Fiddle screaming thunder, Violin touching sky! We came here to battle, But here’s what we found, The sweetest kind of music Is when everybody joins the sound! So play it for the memories, Play it for the years, Play it for the ones we love And the ones who ain’t still here! Old school, new school, Let that music roll! Four hearts beating With one country soul! [FINAL INSTRUMENTAL SHOWDOWN] [8 bars violin solo] [8 bars fiddle solo] [8 bars mandolin solo] [8 bars aggressive cello solo] [16 bars all four instruments playing together] [Fast bluegrass meets Southern hip-hop] [Huge final acoustic flourish] [Sudden stop] [OUTRO – QUIET PORCH] [JB – MALE, SPOKEN] Well, Paw Paw… Who won? [PAW PAW – OLD MALE, SPOKEN] Boy, I did. I got to hear my family play. [Brief silence] [SEREN – FEMALE, SPOKEN] So… same time next Saturday? [JB – MALE, LAUGHING] Only if Paw Paw brings that fiddle! [One final playful fiddle lick] [END]


